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1When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
2Am quitting face book to face my books.
3हकूमत दूसरों के दम पर तो कोई भी कर ले , जो अपने दम पर छा जाए ………. वो हम है 😉 😏
4I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG
5Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked by people you don’t know.
6We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me
7I look at people sometimes and think... Really??? That’s the sperm that won.
8साले वो सब भी attitude के दीवाने बने जा रहे है … जिन्हे ये भी नहीं पता की attitude में कितने “t” होते हैं 😜 😎 😏
9People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!
10Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade."
11तेवर न दिखाओ तो लोग आँख दिखाने लग जाते हैं 😎 😏 😏 😎
12Trust me I am a liar.
13गुस्सा तो मुझे विरासत में मिला है 😎😏😏
14Your intelligence is my common sense.
15Facebook should have “So What” button!
16Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.
17Dear Math plzz grow up & Solve your own problem, I’M tried of for solving them for U..
18Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...
19Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.
20Some people are alive only, because it's illegal to kill them.!!
21Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
22बस इबादत में कमी है ज़नाब , वरना ख़ुदा तो हर जग़ह मौजूद है।
23If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head
24Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.
25This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
26सच्चे किस्से शराब खाने में सुने वो भी हाथ मे जाम लेकर, झूठे किस्से अदालत में सुने वो भी हाथ मे गीता-कुरान लेकर…
27Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
28…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.
29Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
30You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real.
31लोग रिश्ते छोड़ देते है पर बहस नहीं
32Say it to my face, not through your status!
33कमाल की मोहब्बत थी उसको हमसे यारों,अचानक ही शुरू हुई और बिन बतायें ही ख़त्म 😢😢
34That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
35जिनके दिल ❤ पे चोट लगती है ना दोस्तों वो आंखों से नहीं दिल 💔 से रोते है 😢 😢 😢 😢
36I’m only responsible for what I say not for what you understand…
37Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.
38Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.
39If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.
40I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
41Treat me the way you expect to be treated.
42हम उन लोगों में से नहीं जो गूगल पर स्टेटस खोजते है ….. मेरा स्टेटस लोग गूगल पर खोजते है 😎 😎
43बड़ी मंज़िलों के मुसाफ़िर, छोटा दिल नहीं रखते
44There’s always a person that you hated for no reason.
45Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.
46Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
47हर चीज़ की कीमत समय आने पर ही होती है,मुफ्त में मिलता हुआ ये ओक्सिजन, अस्पताल में बहुत महंगा बिकता है।।
48ज़िन्दगी बदलने के लिए लड़ना पड़ता है और आसान बनाने के लिए समझना पड़ता है..
49हम बस Attitude में रहते हैं फिर सामने कोई भी हो भाव कम देते हैं 😉 😏
50I’m cle’a[ni.ng m’y’ ke]yb36oa;rd.
51एक सच : आपका सबसे अच्छा दोस्त किसी और जाति से होगा और आपका सबसे बड़ा दुश्मन आपका कोई अपना ही होगा
52I may not be the best, I may not loved by any one but I am me. That’s what makes me special.
53A deaf child says “For all of you I am deaf but for me all of you are dumb”. Life have different perspective live the way you want to!
54Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!
55I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.
56Don’t like my attitude? Report me at whocares dot com
57फालतू मैं सुनता नही किसी से, चाहे कोई कितना भी खास हो…दब के रहना सीखा नही किसी से, चाहे अगला कितना भी बड़ा बदमाश क्यों ना हो 😉😎
58खुशियों का कोई रास्ता नहीं , खुश रहना ही रास्ता है
59Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.

Funny Whatsapp Status

60A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
61Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
62Can’t talk, telepathy only!
63When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
64Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
65पहले लड़कियाँ अपने नाम में Devi लगाती थीं तो उन्हें पति भी देवता मिलते थे…. अब लड़कियाँ Angel लगाती हैं तो उन्हें पति राक्षस ही मिलेंगे।
66My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
67My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…
68आदमी कितना भी व्यस्त रहता हो..मगर पास से जाती हुई खूबसूरत लड़की को देखने 👀के लिये वो टाइम निकाल ही लेता है…इसे बोलते है इंसानियत 🙂 😁😁
69The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
70On the other hand...you have different fingers
71If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂
72Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
73People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
74Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
75Read books instead of reading my status!
76AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
77I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
78Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
79आदमी कभी भी इतना झूठा नही होता …अगर औरते इतने सवाल न करती 😂 😂 😂
80I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE.
81I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
82When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
83I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
84बिना चॉकलेट दिए जो लड़का लड़कियों के साथ रिलेशन में रह लिया , समझ लो वो बिना petrol के कार भी चला सकता है 😁😁
85In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
86SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
87पढाई करो फेल होने से मत ड़रो ….लाईन मारो सेंड़ल पड़ने से मत ड़रो …. प्रपोज करो चप्पल खाने से मत डरो …. क्योंकि गीता मे लिखा है कर्म करो फल की चिन्ता मत करो😜😜😁
88Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
89HEY,YOU ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??
90प्यार तो हम दोनों ने किया था मैंने 😎 बहुत किया था और उसने बहुतों से किया था 😜😜😁
91People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉
92Life is Short – Chat Fast!
93It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
94You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..
95Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo
96कुछ लडकियाँ अच्छे भले लड़कों को भाई बोलकर ज़िंदा लाश बना देती है 😁😁
97I saw a shampoo with the title: "Rich-looking" So I washed my purse ..
98God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛
9980% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

Whatsapp Status In English

100The best thing in life is finding someone who known all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses and still thing you're completely amazing.
101I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.
102I'm not afraid to fall in LOVE, I'm afraid to fall for a wrong person again.
103Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
104I want my first marriage, to be my only marriage with you.
105Sometimes loneliness is my good friends!
106When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
107Loneliness is a part of you life. It teaches us that we are not complete in ourselves.
108Make the most beautiful Mistakes, mine is you.
109When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
110Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.
111To me, your perfect.
112What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?
113That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
114The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.
115The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
116I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
117Missing someone is your heart's way of reminding you that you love them.
118There's always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.
119I'm slowly giving up.
120Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
121It's sad to be happy alone.
122If you don't want to have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
123I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make me double sad.
124A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden world of HURT & LIES.
125I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.
126I'm jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
127If you give up on me, I'm going to give up on me too.
128I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough.
129When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
130The worst loneliness is not to likes yourself.
131I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can't forget ME.
132God is really creative, I mean...just look at m!!!
133ETC – End of Thinking Capacity.
134It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely.
135I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
136We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
137Yes, I'm selfish because I will never share you with anyone else.
138I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
139Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.

Whatsapp Status Sad

140Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
141It sucks to be alone, even when there are people all around you.
142उन्हे हम याद आते है मगर फुर्सत के लम्हों में, मगर ये बात भी सच है की उन्हे फुर्सत नहीं मिलती..
143I close my eyes and dream of a time when I wasn’t all alone.
144Hate is like acid.It damages the vessel in which it is stored and destroys the vessel in which it is poured.
145When You Sit Alone …You Sit With Your Past …
146My silence is just another word for pain
147I just want to fall asleep until I don;t miss you anymore.
148दिल तो करता हैं की रूठ जाऊँ कभी बच्चों की तरह, फिर सोचता हूँ कि मनाएगा कौन….?
149बारिश‬ K ‪बाद‬ तार पर ‪टंगी‬ ‪आख़री‬ ‪‎बूंद‬ से पूछना, क्या‬ होता है ‪‎अकेलापन‬
150Sometimes it’s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you.
151कट रही है ज़िंदगी रोते हुए, और वो भी तुम्हारे होते हुए…
152Its very easy to say "Busy" when someone needs you, But its very painful to hear "Busy" when you need someone.
153You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.
154Your emotions trouble you only in those things which you call yours.
155मजबूरियाँ तुम्हारी समझते- समझते सारी बात समझ गए हम 😭 💔 😢
156लिखना तो ये था कि खुश हूँ तेरे बगैर भी. पर कलम से पहले आँसू कागज़ पर गिर गया..
157I have to cut because it’s the only way I can smile.
158I smile not for that I am happy, but sometimes I smile t3o hide sadness.
159I’m missing something in my life these days.

Status For Whatsapp

160Your status won’t ever match my status neither in Whatsapp nor in reality.
161Every Year Thousand People Quit Smoking, By Dying 🙂
162station..
163Let’s flip a coin, Head you are mine, Tails I’m yours.
164Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
165Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.
166I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.
167I Was On Diet For 30 Days & All I Lost Was 30 Days.
168No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.
169Silence is a source of great strength.
170Perhaps I am stronger than I think.
171It always seems impossible until it’s done.
172Don’t play with me because I am champion….
173Maturity is when you learn to “let go”.
174You aren’t learning anything when you’re talking.
175Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
176All the Rules are made to be a break at the End.
177Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……
178A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work
179Attitude is like underwear. Don’t show it just wore it.
180Life starts at the end of comfort zone
181Silence is a source of great strength.
18270% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!
183Set your goals high, and don’t stop till you get there.
184Life Is Full Of Fake People. Don’t Trust Blindly.
185Don’t think, just do.
186Smartness is a perfect beauty.
187Unity is strength… when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved.
188Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
189I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
190Teaching is the royal road to learning.
191Life Always goes on with or without you!!!
192Always respects yourself!
193Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
194Behind every successful person, there is a lot of unsuccessful years.
195You killed what was left of the GOOD in me.
196You only live once, so do everything twice.
197I haven’t slept for 7 days because that would be too long.
198You will never win if you never begin.
199You only stop learning when you quit.

Best Whatsapp Status

200I am not lucky. I am blessed.
201I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how it feels to have NOTHING
202People don’t care for you when you are alone, they just care for you when they are alone.
203☀काश सूरज की भी बीवी होती तो उसे थोडा तो कंट्रोल में रखती ????
204Aspire to inspire before you expire
205Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”
206Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.
207God made us Best Friends, Because he knew our Mom couldn’t handle us as Brothers.
208Every burden is a blessing for me.I am Me and I won’t change for anyone!
209I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
210I Never dreamed about the success I worked for it.
211I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
212I’m too lazy to stop being lazy
213I fell in love with you. Not for how you look, just for who you are. (Although you look pretty great too)
214I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
215एक चिड़ा था…एक चिड़ी थी….. दोनों की शादी हो गयी और…वो चिड़चिड़े हो गए।
216कुछ मोहब्बतें इसलिए भी जुदा हो जाती हैं क्योंकि ,11th क्लास पहुँचते ही मैथ्स, बायो और कॉमर्स अलग अलग हो जाते हैं
217You can do anything, but not everything.
218Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.
219Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS
220One “BAD” meal won’t make you fat. Just like…. one “GOOD” meal won’t make you skinny.
221To be trusted, you must be honest.
222Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
223I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated not to do anything.
224जिस दिन वो मेरी सलामती की दुआ करती है…उस दिन गोल्ड फ्लैक भी जेब में टूट जाती है….
225To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.
226I am only good at hiding my feelings
227परम सत्य : कितनी भी mountain dew पीयो पर डर तो दारु पीने से ही दूर होता है.. ????
228जैसे ही बीवी कहती है सोच रही हूँ मायके हो आऊँ . .टिंडे की सब्जी भी पनीर लगने लगती है।।
229I’M Like Monday. Nobody Likes Me.
230I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
231आज कल whatsapp पर वो लोग Admin बने हुऐ हें जो स्कूल टाइम में दो दो घण्टे मुर्गा बना करते थे ।
232हे भगवान भले मुझे साउथ के हीरो जैसी ताकत मत दे, पर उनकी होरोइन जैसी GF दिला दे ????
233Service is the rent we pay to live
234Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you…
235Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.
236However good or bad a situation is, it will change
237शराब और मेरा कई बार ब्रेकअप हो चुका है; पर कमबख्त हर बार मुझे मना लेती है।
238You can do anything, but not everything.
239You only live once, so do everything twice.

Love Status For Whatsapp

240It Broke My Heart Into More Pieces Than My Heart Was Made Of, Why Can’t People Say What They Mean At The Time?
241You may be someone to the world but you are the world for someone. ♥ 🙂
242Don’t Promise When You’re Happy, Don’t Reply When You’re Angry, And Don’t Decide When You’re Sad.
243If you expect something in return, It’s called business, not love.
244I dont want to be your whole life, just your favorite part
245I Can Forgive You For Leaving, But Not For Coming Back.
246You looking most amazing,wonderful,fantastic,smart,charming, dazzing…
247Comment “I love you” in your language
248Sometimes You Just Need To Distance Yourself From People. If They Care, They’ll Notice. If They Don’t, You Know Where You Stand.
249Roz sochta hun tumhe bhool jaun, Roz, yahi baat bhool jata hun.
250Jab mein rooth jau to tum muje mana lena, Kuch mat kehna bas sine se laga lena...!!
251Meri Zindgi bigaad di tumne.. Apne lamhe sanwarne ki laye..!!
252The Worst Thing A Girl Can Do Is Trail After A Boy When A Love Affair Is Dead.
253Relationships Should Be Built On Trust And Truth.
254Relationships Are All About Trust And Equality. If One Person Shares, Then The Other Person Should Share, Too.
255Sirf tune hi mujhe apna na samjha, Zamana to aaj bhimujhe tera diwana kehta hai..
256दुनियाँ में इतनी रस्में क्यों हैं, प्यार अगर ज़िंदगी है तो इसमें कसमें क्यों हैं, हमें बताता क्यों नहीं ये राज़ कोई, दिल अगर अपना है तो किसी और के बस में क्यों है
257लगता है इक बार फिर मोहब्बत हो ही जाएगी, रात फिर खाव्ब में खुद को मरते देखा है.
258A life without love, is no life at all
259Bees love honey…people love money…but I LOVE YOU
260People Break Up. It’s Just The Way Things Are. And You Can’t Dwell On What Might Have Been. You Have To Look At What Is.
261मेरी ज़िन्दगी के "तालिबान" हो तुम बेमक़सद तबाही मचा रखीहै
262I Hope You Never Think About Anything As Much As I Think About You.
263जरा सी जगह छोड देना अपनी नीदो मै, क्योकि आज रात तेरे ख्बाबो मै हमारा बसेरा होगा.
264Be Strong Enough To Stand Alone, Smart Enough To Know When You Need Help, And Brave Enough To Ask For It.
265I always pray to God to tie us in a sacred knot so that we spend each and every moment together.
266There’s No Such Thing As A Perfect Relationship. It’s About Finding Someone Who Matches You And Will Go Through Everything Without Giving Up.
267You Fall In And Out Of Love, But When You Really Love Someone, It’s Forever.
268Men Who Want To Get Married Propose. You Don’t Need To Read The Signs. They Propose And That’s The Sign.
269I don’t know if I like you or love you, want you or need you, all I know is I love the feeling I get when I’m near you.
270Falling in love is easy, but staying in love is very special
271Every friendship dosen’t change into love but every love begins with friendship.
272Never Explain Yourself. Your Friends Don’t Need It And Your Enemies Won’t Believe It.
273Rule Of Life. If You Bother To Ask Someone’s Advice, Then Bother To Listen To It.
274Words Never Mean What We Want Them To Mean.
275लेकर के मेरा नाम मुझे कोसती तो है … नफरत में ही सही पर मुझे सोचती तो है…
276DON’T JUDGE SOMEONE’S ATTITUDE UNTIL YOU’VE FELT THEIR PAIN.
277I Hope That One Day You Will Have The Experience Of Doing Something You Do Not Understand For Someone You Love.
278I Hope You Never Think About Anything As Much As I Think About You.
279It Broke My Heart Into More Pieces Than My Heart Was Made Of, Why Can’t People Say What They Mean At The Time?

Whatsapp Status Attitude

280Attitude is like underwear- don’t show it just wore it
281I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
282Never explain yourself, Your real friends don’t need it, & Your enemies Won’t believe it..
283Oye तू तेरे ATTITUDE की फोटो खींच कर OLX पे बेच दे, क्योंकि पुरानी चीज हमें पसंद नहीं
284Hath pe ghadi koyi bhi Bandhi ho…. Lekin waqt apna hona chahiye”
285I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
286I am not a Nerd, I m just smarter than you..
287अकड़ उतनी ही दिखाना जितनी तेरी औकात हैं।
288Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
289When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
290I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
291Please don’t get confused between my personality and my attitude.
292Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life...
293The biggest slap to your enemies is your success
294Before you judge me make sure that you're perfect.. ??
295There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.
296Your Whatsapp status say’s online...If your online then why aren’t you texting me
297AττiTυdΣ‬ तो ‪अपना‬ भी ‪‎खतरनाक‬ है ,जिसे‬ भुला ‪दिया‬ SO ‪‎भुला‬ दिया,फिर‬ एक ‪ही‬ शब्द ‪याद‬ रहता है,Wнo are U ?
298I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and u should try too.
299If you obey all the rules, you'll miss all the fun.!!!
300Don’t make a girl fall for you if you have no intention of catching HER. 🙂
301If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’..
302Never makes promises that you can’t keep.
303People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger…
304Silence is the best answer to a Fool
305May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
306I don’t have an attitude, Just a personality that you can’t handle.
307I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
308Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone
309When someone says: u are UGLY TELL them oh sorry I was trying to look like you!!
310I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
311The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
312If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
313I loved a girl & she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that's not fair...
314Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
315I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
316Maana ki teri ek aawaj se bhid ho jati hai, Lekin hum bhi kuch kam nhi, Hmari ek aawaj se puri bhid bikhar jati hai.
317If you don’t like my attitude then stop talking to me.
318Only surround yourself with people who will lift you Higher.
319People like me – Great, People Don’t like me- Great, As long as i like myself that’s all that matters.

Short Status For Whatsapp

320Never lose your sense of wonder.
321Do fish get thirsty?
322It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
323Don’t grow up, it’s a trap.
324I Wish My Parents Were Like Google..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
325You are my best reason to lose sleep.
326Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you.
327I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.
328Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning.
329Love is the other NAME Of Respect, if you can’t Respect your loved One then you don’t deserve to be loved.
330Don’t copy my status.
331If some one hate you without reason then Give the reason to him..!
332I love you more than stars in the sky and fish in the sea.
333No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
334I’d far rather be happy than right.
335Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!
336Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
337Well, that’s an evil smile.
338Love doesn’t need a reason. Pure Love will come from the heart without reason. And stay every season.
339I tried being like you, my personality didn't like it.
340Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
341Let’s flip a coin, Head you are mine, Tails I’m yours!
342Where words fail, music speaks.…
343Be a warrior, not a worrier.
344I Can’t See Myself Without You.
345When Sum One Hates You for no reason.. Give them a reason.
346I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.
347Status is loading…
348I hate when people look at my status and say 'Its Bakwas'.
349A loving heart is the truest wisdom.
350I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.
351Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare.
352Things take time so just be patient.
353I earn a lot, but get little.
354I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
355Peace begins with a smile.
356You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.
357Stop the world, I want to get out!
358Save water – Drink beer!
359Tell the truth and then run.

Sad Whatsapp Status

360It’s sad to be happy alone.
361!Its better to be lonely then, to be played by Bad people.
362दर्द हैं दिल में पर इसका ऐहसास नहीं होता… रोता हैं दिल जब वो पास नहीं होता… बरबाद हो गए हम उनकी मोहब्बत में… और वो कहते हैं कि इस तरह प्यार नहीं होता…
363कभी न कभी वो मेरे बारे में सोंचेगी ज़रूर.. के हासिल होने की उम्मीद भी नही थी, फिर भी वफ़ा करता था !!
364अखबार तो रोज़ आता है घर में, बस अपनों की ख़बर नहीं आती. ❤
365BEING IGNORED, worst feeling ever.
366I'm not afraid to fall in LOVE, i am afraid to fall for a wrong person again.
367होता अगर मुमकिन, तुझे साँस बना कर रखते सीने में,तू रुक जाये तो मैं नही, मैं मर जाऊँ तो तू नही.
368मरने के नाम से जो रखते थे मुँह पे उँगलियाँ ….. अफ़सोस वही लोग मेरे दिल के क़ातिल निकले…..
369हम‬ भी ‪‎किसी‬ की ‪दिल‬ की ‪हवालात‬ में ‪‎कैद‬ थे..!! फिर‬ उसने ‪‎गैरों‬ के ‪‎जमानत‬ पर हमें ‪ रिहा‬ कर दिया..!!😒 😒 😒 😒…
370I just want to fall asleep until I don’t miss you anymore.
371अजीब कशमकश है जान किसे दें। वो भी आ बैठे और मौत भी।
372There is no hurt in this world worse than feeling like they just doesn’t give a F..bad..!
373तकलीफ ये नही की किस्मत ने मुझे धोखा दिया, मेरा यकीन तुम पर था किस्मत पर नही..
374Wafa ka naam na lo yaro, wafa dil ko dukhati hai.. Wafa ka naam lete hi ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai!!
375The most painful memory is that.. when I walked away and you let me go.
376वो रोया तो बहुत होगा खाली कागज़ देख कर.. ज़िन्दगी कैसी बीत रही है.. उसने पूछा था ख़त में…
377Everybody knows that something's wrong but nobody knows that what's going on.
378अफ़सोस होता है उस पल जब अपनी पसंद कोई ओर चुरा लेता है.. ख्वाब हम देखते है.. और हक़ीक़त कोई और बना लेता है.
379Auron se to umeed ka rishta bhi nahi tha.,Tum itne badal jaoge socha bi nai tha..

Cool Status For Whatsapp

380Yes I am smiling and you're not the reason anymore.
381I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
382Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
383Silence is the best response to a fool.
384A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
385Please don't get confused between my my attitude and personality!
386Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.
387It's not an attitude, it's the way I am.
388Friend: I'm so over him! Me: Cool, let's go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA....
389Apni to bass ek hi wish hai... Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!
390I'm the dude with cool attitude
391Life is too short Don't waste it updating status!
392If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
393Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
394I do not get drunk- I get awesome.
395I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs
396Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
397Sitting at home: Oh cool it's raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT'S RAINING!
398I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.
399My life my rules. _|_

Whatsapp Status In Tamil

400Meluguvarthi’ku Uyir koduka uyir vittathu thee’kuchi, Athai Ninaithu Ninaithu urukiyathu Meluguvarthi, That is LOVE
401ஒன்றே செய், நன்றே செய், இன்றே செய்.., வெறும் ஸ்ட்டேட்ஸ் அப்டேட் மட்டும் செய்யாதே
402அண்டவா, நா எனக்கு எதையுமே கேக்கல, எங்க அம்மாவுக்கு ஒரு நல்லா சூப்பர் பிகுரே மறுமகலா அக்கிறு
403Ovvundrai Thirudugirai Thirudugiraai, Yaarukkum Theriyaamal Thirudugiraai.
404Kannil oru minnal, mugathil oru sirippu, sirippil oru paasam, Paasathil oru nesam, nesathil oru ithayam, antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee.
405Kathal enbuthu nvaanavill poa oru murai vandhuvandhu vittu maraiandhu vidum aanal natpu enbathu vaanathai pola endrum maraiyaathu nam natpai pola…
406Veruppavarkal Yaraga Erunthalum, Neasippavarkal Namaga Eruppom..
407Adi Pichipoo Unna Paarthappo Vaarthai Varlaa Unna Varnikka Thaan
408பழமையைப் பற்றி ஒன்றுமே தெரியாமல் புதுமையைச் சிறப்பாகப் படைக்க முடியாது
409வாடி புள்ள வாடி உன்ன மட்டும் நெனச்சு இருக்கேன் என் நெஞ்சுக்குள்ள
410En uyiril paathi un unarvil kalanthathu..un unarvil pathi en ninaivil kalanthathu..
411Natpu enbadhu idhayam-pola namaku theriyamal namakaga thudikum…
412Unnalae Uyir Vazhgiraen, Unakaga Penne, Uyir Kaathal Nee Katinaal, Maravene Penne.
413“Yaraium purinthu kondu nesi….!” “Nesitha pin purinthukolla muyarchikathey” “Vali unaku mattum illai nee nesitha idayathukum than.!”
414True line: Sirikum bothu vazhkaiyai rasika mudiyum… aanal, Azhum bothu than vazhkaiyai purinthu kolla mudiyum that’s life…
415Aandava! Enakunnu na ethayume keakala.. En ammaku super figure-ah oru marumagala thana keaten.
416Pengal athigam kelvi keatpavargal enpathai owaiyarin peyaril irunthe ariyalam. HOW? WHY? Yaar?
417“பொய் சொல்லி கலட்டி விடறது பொண்ணுக பாலிசி பொய் சொல்லியாவது pickup பண்றதுதான் பசங்க பாலிசி”
418En Idhayam Endra Thandavaalathi Rail Pola Odukirathu Un Ninaivugal.
419Vaalkayil thadumari kondu irupadhai vida, Oru murai vilundhu eluvadhu sirandadhu.

Whatsapp Love Status

420I love U more than stars in the sky & fish in the sea.
421In your smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.
422I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.
423Ek gujarish hai tujhse zara ruk k barasna,,,Aa jaaye jab mera mehboob to phir jamm k barasna
424तेरे दिल ❤ में मेरी साँसों को पनाह मिल जाये,तेरे इश्क में मेरी जां फ़ना हो जाय.
425The person who truly loves U will never let U go whatever the situation is.
426बहुत भीड़ है मोहब्बत के इस Shehar में, एक बार जो बिछड़ा, वो दोबारा नहीं मिलता..
427Aap lehro ko to nhi rokh sakte lekin terna sikh sakte hai. !!
428Perfect love casts out all fear.
429You left me? Fine! But don't love somebody else in front of me.
430The madness of love is the greatest of heaven’s blessings
431Can I borrow a kiss… I promise I’ll give it back.
432Love is That Which can not see the Religious, Caste, Rich, Poor .in life..
433Kiss me, & U will see stars, Love me and i will give them to you.!!
434Loving you is like breathing – so effortless, so natural. And so essential to life.
435Ansu humari ankho ki kaad me thai,Bas teri yaad aye or inhe zamanat mil gai...
436Love isn't complicated, people are.
437Bas itni c umar k talbadar hai,,na maru tere pehle, na jiu tere bad !!
438Bujdil hai wo log jo mohhabat nhi karte,,,bahot hausla chahiye barbad hone k liye !!
439होंठ तो मेरे है,पर मुस्कान ☺ तुम्हारी क्यों हे,,लब्ज़ तो मेरे हे..!फिर उन पर बातें तुम्हारी क्यों हे ?

Whatsapp Status In One Line

440Goes on Silent Mode Please….DND
441Hey There! I Am Using your Girlfriend.
442दीवार में चुनवा दिया है सब ख्वाइशों को….. अनारकली बन कर बहुत नाच रही थी मेरे सीने पर
443शिकवा तकदीर का ना शिकायत अच्छी, खुदा जिस हाल मे रखे वही जिंदगी अच्छी
444HEARTLESS begins.
445LIFE is Just A GAME Without Any RULES.
446I only Respect People who Deserve to be Respected.
447I don’t hurt others because I know how it feels.
448I Have So Much of You in My Heart.
449ना जाने कौन से गुनाह कर बैठे हैं। … जो तमन्नाओं की उम्र में तज़ुर्बे मिल रहे हैं।
450दवा जब असर ना करे, तो नज़रें 👀उतारती है माँ …… ज़नाब, ये हार कहाँ मानती है
451Not Every time you needed to Hold onto Someone.
452इंसान तो हर घर में पैदा होता है पर इंसानियत कहीं -कहीं ही जनम लेती है।
453The Only things work is “TRY”.
454He’s not perfect But he’s all I want.
455Tujhe Bhulau Bhi To Kaise,Meri I.D Ka Password Hai Tu..!!!
456U n ME are like TOM n JERRY….jhagadte bhi bahut hai…per EK DUSRE ke bagair REH b nhi sakte..✌😘😘😍😍
457लफ्ज़ बीमार से पड़ गये है आज कल…..एक खुराक तेरे दीदार की चाहिए
458They WATCH They HATE Than They COPY.
459Boys too need Brain to understand girls heart.

Whatsapp Status Funny

460Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu...!!
461Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!
462I live in a world of fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me!
463I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂
464Always respects your self!
465Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?
466Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity...
467Etc Meaning - End of Thinking Capacity..
468Drunk people run on Red Light..., Normal people wait for them to turn green.!
469No I didn't trip ...The floor looked like ...it needed a hug!.
470High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!
471Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
472Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman...
473I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode...
474when nothing seems right then go left...
475I don't drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..
476जितना दीमाग लड्कियाे में होता है…! उतना तो Mera खराब रहता है…
477Alcohol will give different, type of power!..
478if I am wired with you then I like you..
479Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

Cute Whatsapp Status For Girls

480रूठों को मनाना और गैरों को हँसाना हमें पसंद नहीं 😎 😉
481When a girl says, “I`m done,” it really means, “fight for me.
482देख भाई … Status मत देख… कुछ नहीं मिलेगा 😋😉
483दिलवाले इस दुल्हनिया को afford नहीं कर पाएंगे
484तू मेरे साथ नहीं , तो कोई बात नहीं ,शहज़ादी रोये तेरे लिये , तेरी इतनी औकात नहीं 😛😛
485A girl should be like a Butterfly…. Pretty to see and hard to catch….
486A girl may not be the queen to her boyfriend or husband, but she will always be a princess to her DAD 🙂
487I may not be the best, but I know that I am not like the rest…
488Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.
489If you don’t want your heart to be easily broken, don’t let yourself be easily taken.
490I m beautifully broken ..perfectly imperfect… beautiful in my flaws… altogether I m a beautiful disaster ❤
491When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke…..
492A GIRL is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.
493हाथ पर घड़ी कोई भी बँधी हो , लेकिन वक़्त अपना होना चाहिए 😎😎
494मुझे MakeUp की जरूरत नहीं ,क्योंकि मुझे मेरी स्माइल ही क्यूट बना देती है 😉😉
495ज़िन्दगी की एक यही तमन्ना है , तुम मेरी सारे बातें मानो और मैं तुम्हारी एक भी नहीं 😋😋😉😉
496On average, women say 7,000 words per day while men manage just over 2,000 words.
497If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, Then he should first create a heaven for her.
498Be a lady with class.. a girl with nature and a bitch with attitude…
499chatting को setting मत समझ , friendly हूँ , flirty नहीं 😎 😉

Status For Whatsapp In English

500Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status….
501I am not a Nerd, I m just smarter than you..
502Man ask a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that girl... , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"!
503Real relationship is that in which we fight love trust each other.!
504There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.
505Silence is the best answer to a Fool
506Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
507Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone
508Brain is Intelligent ! Why not have Everyone...
509I don’t have an attitude, Just a personality that you can’t handle
510It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.
511I am just limited edition Person..!!
512Before your judge me, Make sure you are Mr. perfect.
513Don’t make a girl fall for you if you have no intention of catching HER. 🙂
514People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger…
515Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
516I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk...
517I don’t care what people think or say about me!..
518Never explain yourself, Your real friends don’t need it, & Your enemies Won’t believe it..
519If you don’t like my attitude then stop talking to me.

Sad Status For Whatsapp

520Humne toh kisi ko nahi kiya begana, Jiska dil bhrta gya wo hume chhodta gaya
521Sad feeling is mute reminder of what is really important in our life.
522जुबां तीखी हो तो खंजर से गहरा जख्म देती है, और मीठी हो तो वैसे ही कत्ल कर देती है.
523The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.
524Oh I’m sorry, I forgot I only exist when you want something from me
525The only thing more shocking than the truth are the lies people tell to cover it up
526प्यार करो तो सच्चा…….वरना ‘ALONE ‘ ही अच्छा !
527लुट लेते है अपने ही वरना, गैरों को कहां पता इस दील की दीवार कहां से कमजोर है.
528नहीं मिला कोई तुम जैसा आज तक, पर ये सितम अलग है की मिले तुम भी नही.
529Theres no point in crying, the tears wont bring you back to me
530Sometimes what you don’t say is more powerful than what you do say 🙁
531टूटे मक़ान वाला, दिल में ताजमहल रखता हूँ, बात गहरी मगर अल्फ़ाज़ सरल रखता हूँ.
532One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be forgotten by someone they will never forget 🙁
533सुना है आज उस की आँखों मे आसु आ गये, वो बच्चो को सिखा रही थी की मोहब्बत ऐसे लिखते है.
534I just wanna run away… Run away from all of my problems and pain and never come back… Because i don’t think anyone would miss me 🙁
535उनको समझो जिन्दगी 💜, उनको समझो प्यार 💑, धड़के 💓 दिल जिसके लिए, एक पल में सौ सौ बार. 💏
536Two barrels of tears do not heal a bruise.
537The sad part isn’t that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday
538Chhodo na yaar kya rkha h sunne or sunane me, Kisi ne kasar nahi chhodi dil dukhane mein..!!!
539I know my silence and my tears will heal my pain one day 🙁

Funny Status For Whatsapp

540I will kill you with my awesomeness...
541I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovable
542I'm so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!
543The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
544प्यार में दुनियाँ खुबसूरत लगती है, दर्द में दुनियाँ दुश्मन लगती है। तु मेरी जिन्दगी में हो तो, “बिसलेरी” भी साली “किंगफिशर” लगती है।
545After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
546दिल की धड़कन का क्या है, बड़ी नाज़ुक सी होती है, बैंक का कैशियर हजार के नोट को दो बार पलट कर देख ले तो भी रुक जाती है
547They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius :-B
548Bluetooth और girlfriend एक जैसी होती है, पास रखो तो # Connect, दूर रखो तो # New_Device_Found.
549I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them...
550पढ़ो पढ़ो, मेरा स्टेट्स पढ़ो, पढ़ेगा इन्डिया तभी तो बढ़ेगा इन्डिया
551आजकल के हर आशिक की अब तो यही कहानी है, मजनू चाहता है लैला को , लैला किसी और की दीवानी है
552बदनाम क्यूँ करते हो तुम इश्क को, माल आपका चालु निकला इसमें इश्क का क्या कसूर??
553I'm soo poor... I can't even pay attention
554हर आदमी अपनी जिंदगी में हिरो है, बस कुछ लोगो की फिल्मे रिलीज नहीं होती
555Nothing is lost until mom can't find it.
556जरा सी #बारिश हुई नही कि #अखबार में भीगी लडकियों की, तस्वीरें छपने लगीं जैसे हम लड़के तो #Waterproof पैदा हुए हैं.
557Single doesn't always mean available...
558Once a cheater always a repeater...
559I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.

Attitude Status For Whatsapp

560माना की बुरा हु लेकिन, इतना भी नहीं की याद भी न आउ.
561Don’t See My Status, Appointment is needed..
562Be yourself, who else is better qualified?
563I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.
564सुन पगली हम तो ‪#‎Shauk‬ से ‪#‎Status‬ लिखते है, पर लोगो को सच-मुच का ‪#‎Shock‬ लग जाते है.
565Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..
566ज्यादा ‪#‎Smart बनने की कोशिश मत कर पगले क्योंकि मेरे ‪#‎बाल‬ भी तेरे ‪#‎औकात‬ से लंबे है.
567The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
568Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun..
569I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for
570मेरे पास ‪#‎Jaanu‬ ‪#‎Baby कहने वाली ‪#‎Gf नहीं है तो क्या हुआ, मेरे पास ‪#‎Raja‬ Beta कहने वाली ‪#‎MAA तो है, जो मुझसे बहोत प्यार करती है
571Some people just need a High-Five….. On the face... with a chair
572When Sum One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason.
573Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
574तेरे ‪#‎पप्पा‬ से केह दे कभी हमारा ‪#‎इलाक़ा‬ घुमकर देखे, सिर्फ ‪#‎नाम‬ ही काफ़ी है उनके ‪#‎जमाई‬ का.
575Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you
576धोखा देने की बात मत कर पगली, यहाँ ‪#‎Wish‬ पूरी ना होने पे लोग ‪#‎भगवान‬ बदल देते है….तो तू क्या चीज है.
577If some one hate you without reason then Give the reason to him..!
578I Wish My Parents Were Like Google… They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
579दो हाथ से हम पचास लोगों को नही मार सकते, पर दो हाथ जोङ कर हम करोङो लोगों का दिल जीत सकते है.

Whatsapp Status In Marathi

580बाबा म्हणतात राजासारखं जगायचं पण, काय करू राव आईचा अजून राणीला नकार आहे…
581आधी तुझी आठवण आली कि हसायचो मी… आणि आता? आठवण आली कि रडु येत गं…!!
582ते जग बदलू शकता असे वाटते की, पुरेसे वेडा आहेत त्यांनी काय आहात.
583#‎जग‬ जिंकण्यासाठी ‪#‎Attitude‬ नाही# ‪#‎फक्त‬ दोन गोष्टी पूरेश्या आहेत# गोड_स्वभाव आणि ‪#Cute_Smile‬...
584तो जवळजवळ व्हॅलेंटाईन्स डे आहे आणि मी अद्याप अद्याप स्वत: मिळविण्यासाठी काय माहित नाही
585गट फोटो चांगले दिसते कोण व्यक्ती नेहमी एक अपलोड आहे. !!
586आता तर हद्द झाली राव ज्याला #Girlfriend नाही ते पोरग पण #Status टाकतय #I_Miss_U_Pillu अरे पण कोणाचा पिल्लू कुत्र्याच् का मांजरीच...
587आम्ही साइटवर पुतळे सादर हे सर्वांना आभार मानू इच्छितो . अनेक नाकारले करा आम्ही ते मजेदार आहेत असे मला वाटत नाही , कारण , किंवा ते अवाचनीय आहेत , किंवा ते अयोग्य आणि आक्षेपार्ह आहेत.
588तुझ्यात आणि माझ्यात कुठे दुरावा आहे …. आठवण तिकडे आणि उचकी इकडे. हाच आपल्या प्रेमाचा मोठा पुरावा आहे
589बाकीच्या पोरी तर रोज पाहतो.. पण तुझी एकच झलक मनाला वेड लवली आणि मि अजुन वेडाच आहे
590सुरवात ‘मी’ केली म्हणुन ‘शेवट’ तीला करायचा होता…
591पोकिमॉन गेममुळे मुंबईत आणखी एक अपघात, गेम खेळता खेळता राज ठाकरे थेट मातोश्रीच्या आत
592जे मला ओळखतात् ते माझ्या वर कधी शंका घेत नाही ... आणि जे माझ्यावर शंका घेतात त्यांनी मला कधी ओळख़लच नाही.
593मी तरीही फोटो आठवणी आणि नाही फेसबुक प्रोफाइल साठी घेतले होते , तेव्हा ते दिवस लक्षात ठेवा .. !!
594ज्यांना मी हवाय,ते मला नको आहेत.. आणि जे मला हवेत,त्यांना मी नको आहे…
595एखादी चांगली गोष्ट मुळीच न करण्यापेक्षा ती कमी प्रमाणात करणे किंवा सावाकाशीने करणे श्रेयस्कर.
596मैत्री करत तर दिव्यातल्या पानती सारखी करा अन्धारात जे प्रकाश देईल हृदयात अस एक मंदिर करा
597ते जग बदलू शकता असे वाटते की, पुरेसे वेडा आहेत त्यांनी काय आहात.
598तुम मुझ से दूर रहकर ख़ुश हो, तो ये बहुत अच्छी बात है ... मुझे,अपनी मोहब्बत से ज्यादा, तेरी मुस्कराहट पसंद है
599ते एकमेकांना प्रेम किती फेसबुक प्रती जगाला दाखविण्यासाठी निश्चित की त्रासदायक दोन

Latest Whatsapp Status

600The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say U can’t Do it..
601आज सोचा कि…. कुछ तेरे सिवा सोचूँ ..!!! .अभी तक इसी सोच में हूँ कि क्या सोचूँ ..!!!
602कभी मतलब के लिए तो कभी बस दिल्लगी के लिए , हर कोई मोहब्बत ढूंढ रहा है अपनी ज़िन्दगी के लिए
603हिसाब-किताब हम से न पूछ अब, ऐ-ज़िन्दगी…तूने सितम नही गिने,तो हम ने भी ज़ख्म नही गिने..!!
604कैसे सो जाऊँ मैं सुकून की नींद !! सुकून से सुलाने वालों के तो शव आ रहें हैं …. 🙁
605Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it
606!Pyar kiya nahi jata pyar to ho jata hai....
607Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits
608Aql badam khane se nahi dhake khane se aati hai...!
609My style is unique don't copy it!
610Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ?
611Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine
612Too busy to update a status. 0_o
613आंसूओ को कह दो कोई और निगाह ढूंढ ले, हम तो अंगारो पे भी मुस्कुरा के चलते है
614Hum ‘Kimat’ sE nHi ‘Kismat’ Se Mila Krte Hai...
615वफादारी सीखनी है तो उन लड़कों से सीखिए जिन्होंने वोट भी बीजेपी को दिया है और ऐंटी रोमियो स्क्वॉड के डंडे भी खुद ही झेल रहे हैं 😁😁
616My Attitude is "GoD" gift and nobody take it from me.!
617Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable
618Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
619Dil Cheer Ke DekH ....TeRa Hi NaaM likha HoGa..

New Whatsapp Status

620Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!
621Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you.
622I just want to be your favorite Hello, and Hardest goodbye.
623Falling in Love is easy…But staying in Love is very special…
624Love is what your heart feels, not what your mind thinks.
625Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.
626Love is friendship Set on Fire
627I love you more than stars in the sky and fish in the sea.
628The moment i saw you, i fell in love & you smiled because you knew.
629I’m single because I take relationships seriously
630Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning.
631Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true.
632If love is true …it will always find a way
633Love doesn’t need a reason. Pure Love will come from the heart without reason. And stay every season.
634If you want to be TOGETHER. You have TO-GET-HER.
635Let’s flip a coin, Head you are mine, Tails I’m yours!
636Love doesn’t hurt, Loving the wrong person does.
637We can’t be friends ‘Cause I’m still in love with you.
638Am i just crazy or falling in love?
639You look past my flaws, and call me beautiful.

Whatsapp Funny Status

640Someone is “Driving” since 5 days! I guess he hasn’t reached Dubai!
641I have no idea what I’m doing.
642You cannot always make a person laugh, unles you’re a joker
643I have removed all the unhealthy food from my house. It was delicious.
644Don’t judge a person without walking a mile in his shoes
645In exams, we look up for inspiration. Look down in the description and left and right for information.
646I think I’ve wasted enough time on the Internet for the night, I’ll be back in 10 minutes.
647New generation – Smartphones & Stupid people.
648Remember, When the going gets tough… The tough gets going!
649Me crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you.
650Don’t browse my phone when I give it for viewing an image.
651God made every person different, but he got tired by the time he got to China.
652Someone’s whatsapp status is “Happy” since one month. Living in Paradise, I guess?
653Someone on his whatsapp status “Sleeping” since 3 days. He’s probably dead.
654I come. I saw. I made it awkward.
655Someone writes “Urgent calls only.” Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service?
656I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.
657Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid, and you make a bad decision.
658Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it that often.
659When you have a serious decision to make, don’t leave it to chance! No! Use the rock, paper, scissors method. Foolproof!

Hindi Whatsapp Status

660मगर वो एक शख्स ही मेरी आखिरी मोहब्बत है….
661वो उदासी भर लम्हा —- जब उनके पास आपके इलावा सब के लिए टाइम होता है 😢😢
662वो कागज आज भी फुलों की तरहा महकता है जिस मे उसने मजाक मे लिखा था मुजे तुमसे मोहब्बत है….
663ना रहा करो उदास किसी बेवफा की याद में , वो खुश है अपनी दुनिया में तुम्हारी दुनिया उजाड़ कर 😢😢
664ये दुःख , उदासी , आँसुओं को मौत क्यों नहीं आती 😢😢😢😢
665तमन्नाओ की महफ़िल तो हर कोई सजाता है, पूरी उसकी होती है जो तकदीर लेकर आता है..!!
666कहाँ पूरी होती है दिल की सारी ख्वाइशें —- कि बारिश भी हो , यार भी हो …. और पास भी हो
667जा तुझे तेरे हाल पर छोड़ दिया … इससे बेहतर तेरी सज़ा क्या होगी
668दिन भर भटकते रहते हैं अरमान तुझ से मिलने के न दिल ठहरता है न इंतज़ार रुकता है …
669ये दिल भी कितना पागल है…हमेशा उसी की फिकर मे डुबा रहता है जो इसका होता ही नही है… 🙁
670बहुत खूबसूरत है ना वहम ये मेरा … कि तुम जहाँ भी हो सिर्फ मेरे हो…
671किसी को प्यार करना और उसी से प्यार पाना बहुत कम लोगों को नसीब होता है….
672तुम से बिछड के फर्क बस इतना हुआ … तेरा गया कुछ नहीँ और मेरा रहा कुछ नहीँ…!
673कितना कुछ जानता होगा वो शख्स मेरे बारे में, मेरे मुस्कुराने पर भी जिसने पूछ लिया की तुम उदास क्यों हो..
674उसकी एक प्यार भरी मुस्कान देकने के लिए..जब जब उसके शहर क्या चला जाता हूँ…कसम से में महीनो तक सो नही पता हूँ..
675इश्क ना होने के सिर्फ दो ही तरीके थे,या दिल ना होता या तुम ना होते…
676दर्द हैं दिल मैं पर इसका ऐहसास नहीं होता… रोता हैं दिल जब वो पास नहीं होता… बरबाद हो गए हम उनकी मोहब्बत मैं… और वो कहते हैं कि इस तरह प्यार नहीं होता…
677चलो अब जाने भी दो,क्या करोगे दास्तां सुनकर… खामोशी तुम समझोगी नहीं,और बयां हमसे होगी नहीं…!!!
678ज़िन्दगी में ज़िन्दगी से हर चीज़ मिली…. मगर उनके बाद ज़िन्दगी न मिली॥
679तेरा नाम था आज किसी अजनबी की जुबान पे… बात तो जरा सी थी पर दिल ने बुरा मान लिया…

Whatsapp Status In Punjabi

680ਸੁਭਾਅ ਤੇਰਾ ਬਦਲ ਗਿਆ ਹੈ ਮੇਰੇ ਲਈ, ਲੱਗਦਾ ਤੇਰਾ ਦਿਲ ਕਿਤੇ ਹੋਰ ਲੱਗਣ ਲੱਗ ਗਿਆ
681ਦਿਲ ਤਾ ਬੜਾ ਕਰਦਾ ਕਿ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਾ .. ਪਰ ਤੇਰੀ ਆਕੜ ਹੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਮੁਕਦੀ….
682ਇੱਕ ਹੀ ਐਬ ਆ ਸਾਡੇ ਚ ਜਿਹੜਾ ਰੱਬ ਨੇ ਕੁੱਟ ਕੁੱਟ ਕੇ ਭਰਿਆ …ਕੋਈ ਲੱਖ ਮਾੜਾ ਕਰ ਜਏ ਸਾਡੇ ਨਾਲ ..ਪਰ ਸਾਥੋਂ ਨੀਂ ਹੁੰਦਾ…
683ਦਿਲ ਵਿਚ ਖੋਟ ਨਹੀਂ ਸਿੱਧਾ ਜਿਹਾ ਹਿਸਾਬ ਹੈ , ਜੱਟੀ ਨੀ ਮਾੜੀ ਬਸ ਜ਼ਮਾਨਾ ਹੀ ਖਰਾਬ ਹੈ।
684ਕੁਝ ਉਸਦੀ ਆਕੜ ਸੀ ਤੇ ਕੁਝ ਮੇਰਾ ਗੁੱਸਾ ਸੀ … ਉਹ ਨਖਰੇ ਕਰਦਾ ਸੀ ਸੁਭਾਅ ਮੇਰਾ ਵੀ ਪੁੱਠਾ ਸੀ
685ਛੋਟੇ ਸ਼ਹਿਰ ਦੇ ਅਖਬਾਰਾਂ ਵਰਗਾ ਹਾਂ ਮੈਂ, ਦਿਲ ਤੋਂ ਲਿਖਦਾ ਸ਼ਾਇਦ ਏਸੇ ਲਈ ਘੱਟ ਵਿਕਦਾ…
686ਅਸੀਂ ਖੁਦ ਨੂੰ ਤੇੇਰੇ ਲਈ ਬਦਲ ਲਿਆ ..ਬਦਲੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਤੈਥੋਂ ਪਿਆਰ ਲਿਆ…ਤੂੰ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਬਦਲ ਕੇ ਬਦਲ ਗਈ… ਨੀ ਤੇਰੀ ਅਦਲ ਬਦਲ ਨੇ ਮਾਰ ਲਿਆ.
687ਦਿਲ ਦਾ ਸੋਹਣਾ ਯਾਰ ਹੋਵੇ ਤਾਂ ਰੱਬ ਵਰਗਾ…ਬਾਹਰੋਂ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਕਦੇ ਧੋਖਾ ਖਾਈਏ ਨਾ … ਉਮਰ , ਵਕਤ ਤੇ ਮੌਸਮ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਬਦਲਦੇ ਸ਼ਕਲਾਂ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਯਾਰ ਬਣਾਈਏ ਨਾ..
688ਜੋ ਔਕਾਤ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ….????….ਅੱਜ ਕੱਲ Jio ਸਿਮ ਲੈੰਦੇ ਦੇਖੇ ਨੇ
689ਜਿਸ ਦਾ ਦਰਦ ਸਿਰਫ ਉਸੀ ਦਾ ਦਰਦ ਬਾਕੀ ਸਬ ਤਮਾਸ਼ਾਈ
690ਕਿਹੰਦੀ ਪਛਤਾਵੇਂਗਾ ਤੂੰ ” ਮੈਨੂੰ ਪਿਆਰ ਨਾਂ ਕਰ” , ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ ਕਮਲੀਏ ਸਾਰੀ ਉਮਰ ਰੋਵੇਂਗੀ ” ਇਨਕਾਰ ਨਾ ਕਰ “
691ਜਿਸ ਕੋਲ ਗੱਡੀ ਉਸ ਕੋਲ ਨੱਡੀ … ਬਾਕੀ ਮੇਰੇ ਵਰਗੇ ਖੜੇ ਨੇ ਮੂੰਹ ਅੱਡੀ..
692ਕਦਰ ਤਾ ਬੰਦੇ ਦੇ ਕਿਰਦਾਰ ਦੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਆ… ਕੱਦ ਵਿਚ ਤਾ ਪਰਛਾਵਾਂ ਵੀ ਇਨਸਾਨ ਤੋ ਵੱਡਾ ਹੁੰਦਾ ..
693ਠੱਗੀ ਠੋਰੀ 22 G ਮਲੰਗ ਮਾਰਦੇ,ਅਸੀਂ bapU 👳 ਦੀ ਕਮਾਈ ਨਾਲ ਡੰਗ ਸਾਰਦੇ .. ਬਾਬੇ ਨਾਨਕ🙏 ਦੀ ਕਿਰਪਾ ਨਾਲ ਚੱਲੀ ਜਾਨੇ ਆ,ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਹਰਾਉਣ ਨਾਲ ਨਈਉ ਹਾਰਦੇ…💪
694ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ‘ਚ ਬੱਸ ਦੋ ਚੀਜ਼ਾਂ ਮਸ਼ਹੂਰ ਨੇਂ, ਇੱਕ ਤੇਰੇ ਭਾਈ ਦਾ Style ਤੇ ਦੂਜੀ ਤੇਰੀ ਭਾਬੀ ਦੀ Smile
695ਕਿਹੰਦੀ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਫੇਸਬੁੱਕ Use ਕਰਦੇ ਹੋ ?…ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ ….?? ਕਮਲੀਏ ਅਸੀ ਤਾਂ ਫੇਸਬੁੱਕ ਹੁਣ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਚ ਕਰਤੀ ਤੂੰ Use ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਦੀ ਹੈ
696ਤੁਸੀਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਇਨਸਾਨ ਦਾ ਦਿਲ ਬੱਸ ਓਦੋਂ ਤੱਕ ਦੁਖਾ ਸਕਦੇ ਹੋ, ਜਦੋਂ ਤੱਕ ਉਹ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਪਿਆਰ ਕਰਦਾ ਹੈ!
697ਇਸ ਦਿਲ ਦੀਆਂ ਸਾਰੀਆਂ ਲਾਈਨਾਂ ਵਿਅਸਤ ਹਨ 😉😉 ਕਿਰਪਾ ਕਰਕੇ ਅਗਲੇ ਜਨਮ ਵਿੱਚ ਟਰਾਈ ਕੀਤਾ ਜਾਵੇ 😋😃
698ਸਾਡੀ ਮਾੜੀ ਮੋਟੀ ਗੱਲ ਨੂੰ ਤੁਸੀ ਚੱਕੀ ਜਾਦੇਂ ਓ…ਰੀਸ ਵੀ ਸਾਡੀ ਈ ਕਰਦੇ ਓ ਤੇ ਸਾਡੇ ਤੋਂ ਹੀ ਮੱਚੀ ਜਾਦੇਂ ਓ…
699ਪੈਸੇ ਦਾ ਸਭ ਤੋਂ ਯਾਦਾ ਘਮੰਡ ਉਸਨੂੰ ਹੀ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਹੈ ਜਿਸਨੇ ਧੋਖੇ ਨਾਲ ਪੈਸਾ ਕਮਾਇਆ ਹੋਵੇ।

Best Whatsapp Status Ever

700I am… stubborn, and I admit it, so it’s OK.
701No matter how good you are, you can always be replaced.
702Girls lie, boys forgive. Boys lie, girls leave.
703The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
704I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
705Life Is Full Of Fake People. Don’t Trust Blindly.
706I’m not perfect, I am original.
707God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to china.
708Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
709I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide 🙂
710Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
711I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying
712I don’t need therapy, I need a hug
713You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.
714Be smarter than your smartphone
715Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back
716THINK – It’s not illegal yet
717I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
718When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt… competition 🙂
719The best way to predict your future is to create it.

Love Whatsapp Status

720I love my life because it’s you.
721My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never.
722The heart that loves stays always young.
723Love Doesn’t Make The World Go Round. Love Is What Makes The Ride worthwhile
724You can’t find love. Love is something that finds you
725I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me
726True love has a habit of coming back.
727Cute lady needs cute boy and I’m here for the same.
728I’ll love you until the day after forever.
729Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
730Happiness is falling asleep next to you and waking up thinking I’m still in my dreams.
731You’re the ping to my pong.
732I want vitamin “U”.
733Love is more than my life and my love is you.
734If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips.
735I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life
736Love is like the sun which coming out from the clouds and warming your soul.
737People build wall’s not to keep others out But to see who cares enough to break them down.
738Fall in love not in line.
739Love is not about possession, Love is about appreciation

Cute Whatsapp Status

740I don’t mind waiting for you, because you’re worth it.
741When you can’t change things in your life, move on
742Love is blind and therefore I don’t need eyes to see your beauty
743There is a lovely person between Y and I on keyboard… Just look the Keyboard..
744Every day I look at the keyboard, and I always see U and I together.
745To build a beautiful house, you need to know how to live in it beautifully
746Whenever I search for love, I end up finding you
747Always Stay positive and you will see beautiful things happening in your life.??
748I never really think of future because I already have you by my side
749Mood swings, insomnia and memory loss are few symptoms that tell me I am in love with you.
750I am always there by your side when you make mistakes because I know you’re trying
751Love is blind and therefore I dont need eyes to see your beauty.??
752Life is a party, but without you there is no reason to celebrate
753You’re the last thing on my mind before I fall asleep
754When you truly care about someone, you don’t really care about their flaws
755The moment I want to be with you, When I close my eyes.
756Happiness is what happens when you do what your heart wants to
757The best music in the world is someone’s heartbeat beating for you
758You are my angel that gives me the wings to fly high in the cloud..
759Time can never change my feelings for you

Best Whatsapp Status In Hindi

760Jis din apna eka chalega ...us din to badsha kya_ badsha ka bap bhi apna gulam hoga..!!
761Mehfil me Baat Un ki Hoti hai _Jin me koi to Baat Hoto hai...
762Meri Soch aur Meri Pahechan, Dono hi teri aukaat se bahar hai.!!
763Baat aakhon ki suno dil mein utar jaati hai.. Zuban ka kya kabhi bi mukkar jaati hai...
764I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that u can’t handle.
765Chahta to tumhe do pal me hi apna bna leta..par kam ke karn busy tha..
766Aache dost ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye kyonke…………. wo kamene hamare sare razz... jante hote hai.
767Ansu humari ankho ki kaad me thai,Bas tumari yaad aye or inhe zamanat mil gai..
768I Am Rich Because I Don't Have Only MoNey,!!
769Dil Cheer Ke DekH ....TeRa Hi NaaM likha HoGa..
770प्यार का रिश्ता भी कितना अजीब होता है_ ##मिल जाये तो बातें लंबी और ##बिछड़ जायें तो यादें लंबी।
771अब मैं कुछ नहीं हूँ! मैंने माना …Agar कल को मशहूर हो जाऊ तो कोई रिश्ता मत निकाल लेना...!!
772Maine bhi badal diya hai zindagi ke rule ko....Ab jo yad karega vo hi yad rahega...
773Ansu humari ankho ki keid me the,Bas tumari yaad aye or inhe zamanat mil gai..
774ऐसा कोई Shehar नहीं, जहा अपना कहर नहीं, ऐसी कोई गली नहीं जहा अपनी चली नहीं..
775Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log vase hi badnaam karte rehte hai!!
776Chinta na karo hamesha Kush Raho..
777Us pagli ko kya pta jis mandir me vo meri maut ki duaa karti hai..us mandir me jaan girvi rakhi hai use pane ke liye...
778#Aap lehro ko to rokh nahi sakte, but terna sikh sakte hai.!
779ना pimple वाली के लिये, ना dimple वाली के लिये, ये DP है सिर्फ अपनी simple वाली के लिये

Whatsapp Sad Status

780Never make someone a priority, when all you are to them is an option.
781Everyone wants to be happy.No one wants to be sad and get pain.But you can’t make a rainbow without a little rain.
782दिल तो करता हैं की रूठ जाऊँ कभी बच्चों की तरह फिर सोचता हूँ कि मनाएगा कौन….?
783One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.
784Our sweetest songs are those that tell of the saddest thoughts.
785204 countries,805 Islands,7 seas,7+ Billion people and I’m single!!!
786Dear heart, please stop getting involved in Everything.Your job is just to pump blood,So stick to it.
787Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart.
788मैंने पूछा उनसे, भुला दिया मुझको कैसे..? चुटकियाँ बजा के वो बोली…ऐसे, ऐसे, ऐसे
789हर रात जान बूझकर रखता हूँ दरवाज़ा खुला…शायद कोई लुटेरा मेरा गम भी लूट ले….
790एक खेल रत्न उसको भी दे दो ,बड़ा अच्छा खेलती है वो दिल से
791The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.
792नींद भी नीलाम हो जाती है बाज़ार -ए- इश्क में,किसी को भूल कर सो जाना, आसान नहीं होता !
793एहसान किसी का वो रखते नहीं मेरा भी चुका दिया, जितना खाया था नमक मेरा, मेरे जख्मों पर लगा दिया.
794I would rather die alone than to see a crowd attempting to talk me out of it; for they were not there when depression devoured my heart.
795तुम अपने ज़ुल्म की इन्तेहाँ कर दो, फिर कोई हम सा बेजुबां मिले ना मिले…
796टूट जायेंगी उसकी “ज़िद” की आदत उस वक़्त…जब मिलेगी ख़बर उनको की याद करने वाला अब याद बन गया है…
797Everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.
798बिना उसके दिल का हाल कैसे बतलाऊ…!! जैसे खाली बस्ता हो किसी नालायक बच्चे का…!!
799Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.

Symbols Status Whatsapp

800(*_*) (*_*; (+_+) (@_@) (@_@。 (@_@;) \(◎o◎)/! Amazed
801((+_+)) (+o+) (゜゜) (゜-゜) (゜.゜) (゜_゜) (゜_゜>) (゜レ゜) Confused
802(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬──┬ ¯\_(ツ) ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
803●^o^●) (^v^) (^u^) (^◇^) ( ^)o(^ ) (^O^) (^o^) (^○^) )^o^( (*^▽^*) (✿◠‿◠) Happy
804(^^ゞ (^_^;) (-_-;) (~_~;) (・。・;) (・_・;) (・・;) ^^; ^_^; (#^.^#) (^ ^;) Nervous, embarrassed
805^_^ (゜o゜) (^_^)/ (^O^)/ (^o^)/ (^^)/ (≧∇≦)/ (/◕ヮ◕)/ (^o^)丿 ∩( ・ω・)∩ ( ・ω・) ^ω^ Joyful
806(^^)/~~~ (^_^)/~ (;_;)/~~~ (^.^)/~~~ ($・・)/~~~ (@^^)/~~~ (T_T)/~~~ (ToT)/~~~ Waving
807\(~o~)/ \(^o^)/ \(-o-)/ ヽ(^。^)ノ ヽ(^o^)丿 (*^0^*) Excited
808( ̄□ ̄;)°o° °O° :O o_O o_0 o.O (o.o) Surprised
809(*^。^*) ^_^ (#^.^#) (^-^) Normal laugh
810(ー_ー)!! (-.-) (-_-) ( 一一) (;一_一) Shame
811:* :^* ( ‘}{‘ ) Kiss, couple kissing
812ヽ(´ー`)┌ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Mellow, shrug
813(^。^)y-.。o○ (-。-)y-゜゜゜ Smoking
814o/\o ^5 >_>^ ^<_< High five
815(=^・^=) (=^・・^=) =^_^= Cat
816(>_<) (>_<)> Troubled
817((d[-_-]b)) Headphones
818@}-;-‘— @>–>– Rose
819(^_-) (^_-)-☆ Wink

Whatsapp Status Hindi

820तु है करीब तो डरना क्या । और ना हो तो जिना क्या ।
821Din to kutto ke aate hey…Hamara to Zamana Ayega.
822Stay संस्कारी
823Zindagi Dhoop Hai, Aur Tu Mera Saaya.
824dear crush… block karde mujhe. warna pyar ho jaega tujhe.
825तेरे इश्क मे, ये दिवाना पागल हो गया.
826शिकायत जिन्दगी से नही उनसे हे जो जिन्दगी में नही है.!”
827LOL se nahi tere hoton se LAAL hona cahata ho.
828मेरी आँखों में देखो तुम्हें, Exam की टेन्शन नज़र आयेगी.
829Ittu si padhai nahi hui, aur exam aa gyi
830क्या सुनाऊँ दौस्तो अपनी जिंदगी कि कहानी समंदर पर राज किया, फीर भी जिंदगी भर प्यासा रहा
831Suchi Yaari Sab pe Bhaari
832मुझमे खामीया बहुत सी होगी मगर, एक खूबी भी है मे कीसी से रीश्ता मतलब के लीये नही रखता
833“मैं दो चींजो से डरता हुं एक तेरे रोने से और दुसरा तुझे खोने से…”
834My Status: Sirf Naam he Kaafi Hai.
835Dp? Ae ladki .. Dil Dekh Dil..!
836Sab lOg bAdLe pEr tUm NaHi badLE
837उदासी देख अपना ध्यान रखना कि मैं अब मुस्कुराने जा रहा हूँ…!
838Duniya Paise Aur Power Se Chalti Hai, Aur Hum Stlyle Se.
839“वो मुझे भूल ही गया होगा, इतनी मुदत कोई खफा नहीं रहता.”

Nice Status For Whatsapp

840How can i miss something i never had?
841Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.
8426 Peg Loading .. 😀
843Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
844Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
845All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.
846No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.
847God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! 🙂
848The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
849I’m thankful for every moment.
850We’re still in the first minutes of the first day of the Internet revolution.
851With love and patience, nothing is impossible.
852Education is the movement from darkness to light.
853Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
854Wise to resolve, and patient to perform.
855Last seen 1980! 😀
856You affect the world by what you browse.
857Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
858Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
859My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

Cool Status For Whatsapp For Girls

860A GIRL gets what he can… but a WOMAN gets what he wants!
861Is starting to like someone 😉
862I am not heartless – I am just stronger than you thought I was..
863I woke up like this #Flawless !
864Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
865Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
866I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too
867A girl’s prettiest curve is her smile!
868I am a million dollar girl.
869Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
870I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot
871I smile every time a memory comes up and you are in it ..
872Is starting to like someone 😉
873I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
874I love my job only when I'm on vacation
875I’m a princess, not because I have a Prince, but because my father is a King..
876Six inches gap between Saree and Blouse is CULTURE. One inch gap between Jeans and Top is BESHARMI
877A broken heart never heals. It just learns to live in pieces.
878Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid.. but not blind.
879A girl should be like a Butterfly…. Pretty to see and hard to catch….

Good Whatsapp Status

880Eat -> Sleep -> Regret -> Repeat
881Love is a better teacher than duty.
882Knowledge is love and light and vision.
883You may delay, but time will not.
884Love is like an Air ..We can’t see it but! we can feel it.
885There is “No” shortcut for Success. Keep Going Hard
886The first wealth is health.
887The lack of money is the root of all evil.
888The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.
889I still Love you but you don’t care
890I love that feeling I get when I see your smile.
891One person’s LOL is another’s WTF.
892There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love U
8938 The planet, 7 Continents, 209 Countries, 7 Seas, 8 Billion People and I my heart still beats for you.
894Don’t wait for that moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
895Fashion fades, only style remains the same.
896Sometimes you write status not for all but for one
897Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
898Forever is a long time but I wouldn’t mind spending it all by your side.
899The World is small and life is short, Spread smiles and shares peace.

Good Status For Whatsapp

900Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status…
901Whattsapp status is loading
902Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
903Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
904Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he
905People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
906The problem is that you think you’ve time!!
907Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
908Good morning…let the stress begin
909Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
910Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …
911Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
912I may be wrong…. but I Doubt it!!!
913We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
914My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀
915Formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
916Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
917Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.
918My parents are My world and I go to world tour daily
919Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

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920We Men Want The Same Thing From Women That We Want From Underwear.some Support And Some Freedom
921I M So Sweet, “Don’T Try Me ” Otherwise, U Have To Suffer From Diabetes !!!
922उसके # दिलमें नही तो क्या, हुआ उसकी # ब्लॉकलिस्ट में तो है हम.
923Doing Nothing Is Very Hard Thing To Do…you Never Know When To Finish
924When It’s You Against Me, You Either Win Or You Die!!!
925लड़कियों से गोल रोटियाँ बने ना बने, पर लड़को को गोल गोल घुमाने में इनका कोई मुकाबला नही
926Light Travels Faster Than Sound…that’s Why People Appear Bright Until They Speak.
927कुत्तों को देशी घी और लङकियों को सच्चा प्यार कभी हज़म नही होता
928Girlfriend बनाने के बाद पता चला की साला, 100 रुपए से उपर की भी Chocolate आती है
929वो जब तक गर्लफ्रेंड थी तब तक जान थी, शादी के बाद तो जानलेवा हो गयी
930मौत और मोहोब्बत तो बस नाम से बदनाम है! असली दर्द तो ‘Slow Internet’ देता है!
9311F YOU C4N R34D 7H15, YOU R34LLY N33D 2 G37 L41D
932इज्जत‬ किया करो ‪‎हमारी‬, वरना ‪#‎Girlfriend‬ पटा लेंगे तुम्हारी.
933When I Actually Die Some People Are Going To Get Really Haunted
934I Want To Kill The Hottest Person Alive… But Suicide Is A Crime! All Guys Hate The Words Don’t And Stop Unless They’re Put Together
935I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day? Do Not Drink And Drive Or You Might Spill The Drink
936तुम भी कीसी रुठी हुई महेबुबा से कम नही हो इन्टरनेट, बडी मुस्कील से गुजारे है तुमारे बीना 5-6 दीन
937In Victory, You Deserve Champagne. In Defeat You Need It.
938Life Is Short – Eat Fast!
939Why Do Stores That Are Open 24/7 Have Locks On Their Doors?

Attitude Whatsapp Status

940Don’t take my kindness as a sign of my weakness..
941Life is too short to spend your time with people who suck the happiness out of you
942If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
943If attitude kills…. I am the weapon of mass destruction…..
944Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
945I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.
946The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
947Your attitude is like a price tag, it shows how valuable you are.
948People laugh at me becoz i am different and i laugh becoz they all are same.
949I am AWESOME…. don’t Question it, deal with it.. 😉
950May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
951I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !
952Having a girl friend is a cute thing,But I’m already committed with my #bed and #rajai.
953The Man With BeArD will never Look Weird
954My style is like Amazon.. everyone says “Aur dikhao aur dikhao” ♡♡
955I don’t need your attitude I have one of my own
956You treated me like an OPTION, so i left you like a CHOICE ♡
957I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
958God gives all birds their food but does not drop it into their nest.
959Dear God, thanks for making me special. B-)

Whatsapp Attitude Status

960I don’t change , i just grew up. You should try it once 😉
961Status under construction of life
962फिर से मुझे मिट्टी में खेलने दे ऐ जिन्दगी, ये साफ़ सुथरी ज़िन्दगी, उस मिट्टी से ज्यादा गन्दी है ।
963Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing…
964“कल उसका फोन आया और बहोत अकड़ के बोली – “भूल जाना मुझे” मैंने कहा – “अबेय पहेले नाम तो बता अपना कौन है तू””
965कमाल करते है हमसे जलन रखने वाले, महफिले खुदकी सजाते है और चर्चे हमारे करते है…
966Born with winner Quality’s LEGENDS don’t die.. I am a LIVING EXAMPLE!
967कुंडली में “Shani”, मन में “Money” और हम से “Dushmani” तीनों हानीकारक है…
968जीवन में नफरतों में क्या रखा है, मोहब्बत से जीना सीखो यारों… क्यूंकि, ये दुनिया न तो मेरा घर है और न तुम्हारा ठिकाना…
969बुरे है हम तभी तो जी रहे है, अच्छे लोगों को दुनिया कहां जीने देती है ?
970When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
971I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.
972Stop checking my status! Go Get A Life 😛
973मेरी हस्ती को तुम क्या पहचानोगे, हजारो मशहूर हो गए मुझे बदनाम करते करते ।
974लोगो के ब्लडग्रुप में (+) और (–) आता है, हमारे ब्लडग्रुप में, #Attitude# आता है !!!
975Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care, who is the king
976Don’t Copy My Style.
977तकलीफ कि इन्तेहा तो तब है, जब लोग जिंदा रहे और रिश्ते मर जाये…
978Someone Asked me what is UR attitude… then i simply replied… “BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE.”
979कुछ न उखाड़ सकोंगे तुम हमसे दुश्मनी करके, हमें बर्बाद करना चाहते हो तो, हमसे मोहब्बत कर लो…

Whatsapp Cool Status

980How come wrong numbers are never busy?
981Time is precious waste it wisely.
982Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
983Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.
984Never give people permission to disrespect you.
985When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!!
986There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
987DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE AND ACT SINGLE.
988I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I am right.
989Your whatsapp status say's online... If your online then, why aren't you msg me!
990Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful.
991Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.
992Live, Laugh, Love.
993Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
994life is simple if we are simple.
995Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
996I will win, not immediately but definitely.
997Never too busy to be happy. 🙂
998Had a really great 'Night Out' last night, according to my police report.
999Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile...Smile please!
1000Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.

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