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500+ Pickup Lines – Cheesy, Funny, Stylish Pickup Lines for Tinder

Pickup lines are here from long time than we know. Maybe not in this manner in which it is being used the most i.e., in chats but pickup lines are always used by people to impress someone and it always worked. Long chats, understanding others, spending time with them have their own values but pickup lines can help them feel more special and help you to represent yourself also that you’re better than the others.

These small, stylish and funny phrases have amazing potential to impress somebody. If you haven’t used, I recommend you to try it a few times while chatting with your special person on Tinder, WhatsApp, Facebook, WeChat, Kik, etc. and I am sure, they will help you appear much more fun and an interesting guy.

But, it can be hard to try to create a cool, stylish and romantic pickup line by yourself that can stand out. So, I am here to help you. Through this post, I am providing 500+ pickup lines which you can use in your interesting chat to make it more interesting and addictive for your crush. This big pickup line collection consists of one liner jokes, funny pickup lines, romantic pickup lines, stylish pickup lines, funny one liners, geeky pickup lines, corny pickup lines and many others.

Check out the best pick up lines collection in the below table.

Best Pickup Lines

Smoooth Pickup Lines

Cute Pickup Lines

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.Excuse me… Hi, I’m writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!Nice Shirt. Can I talk you out of it? If you're here, who's running heaven?
You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.do you have a name, or can I call you mine? You look so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache
I'm a bee - can you be my honey?Is math your favorite subject? Because you're pretty in every angle.Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be Pretty Cute
Don't Tell Me if You Want Me to Take You Out to Dinner. Just Smile for Yes, or Do a Backflip for NoI thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
Can you pet my dog while I go to the bathroom?Don't bite your lip, I want to do that.You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
Wanna see my Hard Drive? I promise it's not small or floppy. You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
Save water, shower with a friend!They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?What time do you have to be back in heaven?
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?On a scale of 1 to 10: You're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.I was feeling a bit off today, but you definitely turned me on
Hi, Do You Have a Few Minutes for Me to Hit on You?I don't wanna blink, cause I'm afraid to miss even a second of your cuteness.You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.I'll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” Watch her smile!Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? Are you the sun? Because you’re so beautiful it’s blinding me.
My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.Let's play a game. Winner dates loser.Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.Hi. My friend over there is shy and he is wondering if you think I'm cute.Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea
Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!You are absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous and that's the least interesting think about you. Wow.If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.Are you a piece of art because I'd like to nail you up against a wallIf you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you'd see 9 of the most beautiful things in the world!
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over youCan I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
Is Your Name WiFi? Because I'm Really Feeling a ConnectionI was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolenIt’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me
You're So Beautiful That You Made Me Forget My Pickup Line.I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you togetherI’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all nightRoses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You’re gorgeous. Would you be interested in sharing your beauty secrets with me over coffee sometime?Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend materialCharzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon i would choose you!
I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chaiDo you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyesIt is easier to describe the taste of water than my feelings for you.
I forgot your name - can I call you mine?I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the wayI don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case
You're So Beautiful That You Made Me Forget My Pickup Line.You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfectionI might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?Your so cute its distracting

Funny Pickup Lines

Halloween Pickup Lines

Pokemon Pickup Lines

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mineBaby, I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?Wanna go Pokemon hunting tonight? Because I wanna catch a pikachu (peek-at-chu)!
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!Hey Cinderella, it’s about time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight! My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heartYou must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night! I'd like to get in your rock tunnel.
Are you a angel? cause I'm allergic to feathers * fake sneeze *I will make you scream.What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.Why don't you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?There’s no trick in these pants, only a treat.I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend? If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
Girl, your so hot my zipper is falling for you! (make her look)Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?Your costume looks great now, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?I hear this house is haunted, we’d better stick together.I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.
So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween. I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!
Do you have a map, because I want to find my way into your pants.(Hulk Costume) Wanna see my mini hulk?Do you wanna see what's in my ball bag?
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)Call me a pirate and give me that bootyDon't make me use Water Gun all over you!
I find your lack of nudity disturbing(Police Costume) Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good.When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!
Didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild?Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?I've got Masterballs baby.
Smile if you want to sleep with me. (And watch them try to hold back their laugh.)You are dead sexy. Literally. If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all nightAre you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

Indian/Desi Pickup Lines

Gym Pickup Lines

Mean Pickup Lines

Itni nashili chiz sath ho to peene ki kya zarurt hai.Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
Were you born on Diwali? Because you’re a pataka. Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine? I hope you're as easy as your mom....
Are you the Delhi metro? Cause I'll wait forever to ride you.How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill? Save a straw...Suck A Dick.
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me. Are you into fitness? How about fittin' this thingy into your thingy? What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
How about we get together and I mix my pani with your puri. Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you. I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
The day I saw you, I cancelled my shaadi.com account We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density. You look fabulous... for your age.
You wanna taste my kulfi?Are you a boxer? [No] Well, how about getting on your knees and giving me two blows to the head? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Baby, are you from Turkey? Cause whenever I see you, I become Tharkee!I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two. You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Your butt is like a dhol. I want to bang it all night long. You would be in great shape if your body could run like your mouthAre you a potato? because you look like one
Hey, girl! You’re like a jelebee. Sweet and curvy. I'm gonna have my 'whey' with you! Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one
When I look at you... kuch kuch hotha hai Girl/Boy you make working out look good!!!!You look like trash, may I take you out?
Is your dad a mistri? Cause you are such a mystery!Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be? I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I don't want jalebis or gulab jamans… neither of them are as sweet as you! Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?
Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry. Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times? Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.
Do you eat a lot of pizza because tu cheese badi hai mast mast.Are you a high jumper because u make my bar go up.I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
You’re more garam than my chai. And I don't just mean my skeleton. You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
Main tumhare bachche ka baap banne waala hu.Can I get your jersey (what) you know your name and numberDid it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You put the desi in desirable.Do you squat here often? I'm good at math, U+I=69
You’re like daal to my chawal. Should we mix it up? I hope your into yoga, cause your going to get a good stretch tonight. You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.Do you have any tape? Cause these babies are ripped. (flash your biceps)Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

Cheesy Pickup Lines

Flirty Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Women

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.Are you a candle? Because I'm going to blow you.
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.Want to give me an australian kiss? It's like french kissing, but you're going down under.
When God made you, he was showing off.Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?Is my vagina crying, or are you just sexy?
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interestAre you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?Do you have a twin sister? [No] Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.You've got a lawyers ass! Yup its firm.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!Do you sleep on your stomach? Him: NO... You: Can I?
You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?Nice package let me help unwrap that!
Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.Do these feel real to you?
Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?Are you hunting for a hottie because im legal game.
You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts
Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.My batteries are dead, can I borrow your dick?
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks likeThere is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.Are you as sweet as candy, cause I want to lick you like a lollypop.
Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heartDo you eat tacos? (yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open
Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.So, you must be the reason men fall in loveHappy Alentine's Day... I'll give you the 'V' later.
Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.My body has 206 Bones. Want to give me another one?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like youFour plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.I love pick up trucks not pick up lines.
If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.

Tinder Pickup Lines

Movie Pickup Lines

Weird Pickup Lines

Hey girl, you know how to twerk it?How would you like to have a sexual experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leaveThe fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You MineLet's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a jobSomeone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing.I’m bigger and better than the Titantic – only 200 women went down on that vessel!
Did you by chance grow up on a farm? Cuz you surely know how to raise a good cock 😉Suraj itni jaldi nikal aaya ya yeh teri battisi ki roshni hain?8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me.Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you’ve got nice eyes.
Yes hello, is this the suicide hotline? [huh?] Fuck me or I'll kill myselfI couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriendThe things I would do if I got a few roofies in you.
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?I have crossed oceans of time to find you.Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favouriteHere y'are, baby. Take this, wipe the lipstick off, slide over here next to me and let's get startedAre you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
I could've called heaven and asked for an angel but I was hoping you're a slut insteadYou're prettier than I amAs long as i have a face, you will always have a place to sit.
Before I hit o nyou - Do you have a problem with small genitalia?I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?
I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?I may be an outlaw, darlin', but you're the one stealing my heartBabe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
Thank god I'm wearing gloves. [why?] Because you'd be too hot to handle.Now put your clothes back on, and I’ll buy you an ice cream.I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
How clever was it on a scale of (000)-000-0000 to (999)-999-9999?You want to see my spaceship?If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
Hi [no reply] No dick for you then. Nobody puts Baby in a corner.I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
Sit on my face and ill eat my way to your heartMind if I get drunk with you?Hey baby… you got any diseases? Want some?
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.If I can’t buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
What r the chances I see you naked tonight?Marry me, and I'll never look at another horseHi, I have big feet.
You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.Take me to bed or lose me foreverGirl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.

Bad Pickup Lines

Clever Pickup Lines

Geeky Pickup Lines

Come live in my heart, and pay no rentNice pants. Can I test the zipper ?Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch youPlease stop looking so attractive, I’m trying to stop liking you.Let’s make like particles and collide
You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!You breathe oxygen ? We have so much in common.Not even darwin could explain our love evolution.
Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew…You give me caterpillars, which we all know turn into butterflies, I just don’t know you well enough yetYou are my singularity.
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine.Once you’ve had dark matter, you’ll never get fatter.
Baby, Ive got and eight inch tounge and i can breathe through my earsAre you from the moon? Cause your physique is out of this world.Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Did you fart? Because You Blew Me AwayAw, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!You are the apple of my iMac.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?Are you a weeping angel ? Cause I can’t take my eyes off youIf you were a browser, you’d be called FireFoxy.
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?I am looking for someone to share in an adventure.How about later we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?
Hi my name is (your name), did I mention I have a penis?I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.You can unzip my files anytime.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?Have you heard of the Big Bang theory?
Can you believe it? It’s been more than fifteen minutes since I’ve had sexHey, no offense, but do you want to hold hands ?My love for you is overdue.
You Turn My Software into HardwareEven If there wasn’t gravity on earth, I would still fall for you.Hey Girl! Are you made of Beryllium , Gold and Titanium ? Because you’re BeAuTiful!
I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?Do you have a name ? Or can I call you mine ?Want to come back to my tunnel and see my Hadron Collider? It’s huge.
Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with bloodHey pretty, do you wanna date me ? Yes=Smile. No=BackflipYou’ve opened up the wormhole to my heart.
I wanna put my thingy into your thingySo, It is entirely possible that I might like you just a little bit.You. Auto-Complete. Me.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?I’m not against you, but I wanna be against youYes, that’s a iPhone 6 in my pocket, but I’m also glad to see you.
The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire...for youLet me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anybody else.Whew! You’re hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
I feel like a Toyota because I couldn't stop myself from accelerating over to youYou have a secret admirer… its not so secret… Its MEI always thought love was an abstract class until you made an instance of it
What's your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.Do you wanna play Words With Friends With Benefits?

Corny Pickup Lines

Food Pickup Lines

Science Pickup Lines

You're like the lyrics to my favorite song, hard to forget and always on my mind.You must work at subway...cause you`re givin` me a foot long.If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anybody else.Do you drink tea often because I need a tea bag.Wanna be my lab partner?
I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
You must be a Banana because I find you a peelingOh are you cravin Pizza, cause I'll gladly give you a pizz a this dickYou're so hot, you denature my proteins.
Baby, you're as hot as the bottom of my laptop.You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.I'm more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
Where's your favorite place in the world? Because mine is being right next to yourDo you like hot dogs girl? Cause I'd like to put my weiner between those buns Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
Out love is like dividing by zero... You can't define it.You must be one spicy dish because you’re making my heart burn. Chem students do it on the table periodically
Lie without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing. Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
You're perfect, but there's one thing I wanna change about you. [What?] Your last name.Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke alot on this dickYou must be an atom, because you the bomb
I hope your day is as nice as your butt.You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like doughnuts.My name is Bond. Covalent Bond
I think I need a parachute, because I',m falling for youI like my women like I like my doughnuts - HOT and HOLY! Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
Are you a cold? Because I would like to catch you sometime.I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free. Do you like Science? Because I've got my ion you!
If I could rearrange the alphaet, I would put U & I together.Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you.Are you into chemistry? Because I LAB you
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-uBaby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous. Are you my Appendix, cause I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
I value my breath so if would be nice if you didn't take it away everytime you walked by.Did you just come from KFC, cause your thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick. Lets do it… in the name of science
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me.
Let's play titanic, You be the iceberg And I'll go down.Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco, but I sure will spice up your life. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone elseYou’re so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar. Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?I’m positive, you’re negative, let’s get together and make a compound

Dirty Pickup Lines

Rejections & Comebacks

Stupid Pickup Lines

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!I'm gay but you might just turn me straight.
Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to UranusWoman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!Hi, will you reject me if I try and pick you up?
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Be unique and different, just say yes.
I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pantsWoman: Do not enter. Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
I would tell you a joke about something….buts its too longMan: Your place or mine? If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.Are you O.K.? because it's a long fall from heaven.
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wetMan: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours Hey honey, I got money!
Hey the FBI are looking for my penis,can i hide it inside you?Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours Can I have directions? to your heart?
Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in RawMan: Do you think it was fate which brought us together? Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D laterWoman: Nah, it was plain bad luck! Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white ChristmasMan: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice! You've got the whitest teeth I have ever seen!
We should totally meet up for a pizza and f*ck. (!) What, you don’t like pizza?Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.Save a horse, ride a cowboy
You must be Medusa because you make me rock hardMan: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? I just shit in my pants... Can I get in yours?
Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women!
You deserve to be a winner so don’t a looser by loosing the opportunity to sleep with meBoy: You know quickie has u And i together.I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.Girl: Too bad ugly starts with u.Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

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Pursuing MCA from the University of Delhi, Saurabh Saha is an experienced blogger and internet marketer. Through his popular technology blogs: TechGYD.COM & Sguru.org, he is helping several brands to gain exposure in front of high-quality web visitors.

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