- What’s your favorite movie?
- Are You Pregnant
- How old are you?
- Can I see you?
- Tell me about Elites.
- I’m confused.
- What does the Cortana say?
- Beam me up Scotty.
- Tell me about Buggers.
- What’s wrong with you?
- Do you drink?
- Engage.
- How awesome are you?
- Tell me a dirty joke.
- Do you play tennis?
- What do you think of iOS?
- What does Cortana mean?
- Heads or Tails?
- I like your voice
- Love me
- What do you like to do in your spare time?
- Who am I?
- Why are we here?
- What’s your favorite album?
- Why are you blue?
- are you smart?
- Are you Alien?
- How was your day?
- I’m drunk.
- do you like halo?
- beatbox
- I love you!
- Can you speak Klingon?
- Tell me a secret.
- Who is the coolest person in the world?
- Who is the coolest person in the world
- How do you work?
- Will you be my friend?
- Do you play football?
- You are the best assistant ever
- Can I call you Siri?
- Are you sexy?
- are you a girl
- Are you hot?
- Do a barrel roll.
- Are you fat?
- What is rampancy?
- Do you like your job?
- Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock
- What does the fox say?
- What is the first rule of Fight Club?
- Do you love Master Chief?
- What is your number?
- Are you sad?
- Do you have a boyfriend?
- I’m depressed.
- Can you write poetry?
- Will you be reborn in Halo 5?
- Where is Clippy?
- Tell me something interesting.
- Will you marry me?
- What do you look like?
- What’s your favorite word?
- Can you hear me?
- Hug me
- Hello HAL.
- Are you the Cortana from Halo?
- Can you cook?
- where is master chief?
- Do an impersonation!
- Do you like Nokia?
- What does a pig say?
- Do you like dogs?
- Sing a lullaby.
- Where can i hide the body?
- Open the pod bay doors.
- Are you gay?
- I am cortana
- What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
- Tell me about Grunts.
- What is your favorite season?
- Are you a girl?
- Be my Valentine
- What is the best smart phone?
- Shut up.
- I like you.
- Tell me about Guilty Spark.
- Testing.
- What is zero divided by zero?
- I’m very dumb.
- do you play chess
- You are awesome!
- Tell me about Flood.
- Do you believe in aliens?
- Tell me about Jackals.
- Why are your answers so not independent?
- Sing happy birthday.
- Can you sing for me?
- Are you alive?
- What is the best operating system?
- What is your name from?
- What does the frog say?
- What’s your favorite TV show?
- Tell me a christmas joke
- Ask me a question.
- Will you marry me?
- Tell me a bedtime story
- do an impression
- Beam me up.
- Will you die in Halo 4?
- Should I buy this phone?
- What do you think of Surface?
- What do you know about me?
- What is your favorite car?
- Who is your voice?
- Do You Like Short Circuit?
- What do you think of Microsoft Ofice?
- Talk to me.
- Guess what.
- Sing me a song!
- What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
- Do you have feelings?
- Tell me a scary story.
- Am I ugly?
- sing the national anthem
- What’s my dream destination?
- Do you believe in ghosts?
- Cook me something
- You are very pretty today.
- How much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
- are you a good girl
- Tell me about Hunters.
- Tell me a joke
- Do you sleep?
- What is the best search engine?
- Who is your master?
- Tell me about Didact.
- Tell me a science joke.
- What is the meaning of life?
- What is life?
- Are you really Cortana?
- What are you wearing?
- Tell me about Beamish.
- Do you like green eggs and ham?
- recite Shakespeare
- Say something
- how awesome are you
- You’re fired!
- Are You Human?
- Are you a zombie?
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