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500+ Funny, Cool & Stylish WiFi Names for WiFi Routers & Hotspots

If a device supports WiFi then there is not any better way to connect to the internet in the device other than WiFi. WiFi provides fast, free & unmetered internet connection, enables many of the phone’s service and app features that were earlier disabled when you were on mobile data. So, wherever people find WiFi they want to connect wth it.

Perform an experiment: start WiFi hotspot and make it public. Even if you didn’t enable the internet in your WiFi router, you will find few people connected to your WiFi after some time. Wherever you are in your classroom, library, public transport, bus stand, everywhere people keep searching for free WiFi so wherever you turn on your WiFi hotspot, people try to connect with it.

So, now you know that this is a trick for which people are always going to fall, right? Then why not to use it as a prank? As you can setup a name for your WiFi and all the nearby people searching for WiFi can see this name then why not to make it funny? WiFi name is like a one-way message which you can send to all such people without revealing your identity.

So, enjoy doing prank using your WiFi router or WiFi hotspot. Put a funny, flirty, creepy name for your WiFi, scold nearby people for free, delivery your wicked message to the public, let people cringe, laugh and feel LOLed. Running out of funny names? No worries, ‘cuz here I am providing you a list of 500+ funny, stylish, evil and creepy WiFi router names that you can put to prank people who are trying to connect to your WiFi.

Scroll down to know all such cool WiFi names and have fun laughing.

Cool WiFi Names

  • Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi!
  • Mom, Click Here for Internet
  • Whose WiFi is it Anyway?
  • Wi-Fi So Serious
  • DefenderoftheWi-Fi
  • Winternet is Coming (for Game of Thrones fans)
  • Ask To Join Network
  • I Got An Ass So Big Like The Sun
  • Loading…
  • Call Me Maybe
  • LAN Solo
  • Meat is delicious!
    • Meat is Murder
  • Hitler was right
  • Shampoo is Better
    • Conditioner is Better
  • $10 an Hour
  • we can hear you having sex
  • I Love My WiFi
  • No Network Found
  • WillUmarryMe?
  • HowIMetYourWi-Fi
  • Connect and Die
  • Get Your Own Internet
  • Press Alt+F4 to Connect
  • NSA Listening Post

Hindi/Indian Funny WiFi Names

  • iGareeb
  • Ja Chudail!
  • Tera Munna Bigda Jaye!
  • Amma Dekh!
  • Jio Beta Jio
  • Dariye Mai Daal
  • Kal Aana
  • Nasty Nasa
  • Free Ka Maal
  • GoDelhiForFreeWifi
  • SabFreeMeinLeLo 😀
  • Use Karo bikhari
  • Kamsutra Sex!
  • Le le Bhikhari
  • Manmohan Singh Browser
  • Rajiv Gandhi Free WiFi
  • Nargea
  • Rahul Gandhi Youth Network
  • That Moment When Dhoni Wins
  • Net Pack dalwa le beta
  • Gadhe khud ka net lga le
  • Saale Chori Mat Kar
  • ChanduKeChachaKaWiFi
  • Wi-Fi Connect Kar Phir System Hack Hotha
  • TaarMuktYantra
  • Chuu Ke Dikha
  • Salman-ka-fan

Geeky WiFi Names

  • POISONED
  • Bill Wi the Science Fi
  • Netflix Streaming!
  • It Burns When IP
  • FreeVirus
  • Connection Lost
  • AgentSmith
  • Network error
  • 404NetworkUnavailable
  • Error: Can’t Connect
  • NotTheWiFiYouAreLookingFor
  • 128 KBPS WiFi
  • Ye old Internet
  • Get Your Own Damn Internet
    • My Own Damn Internet
  • Not Your Wifi
  • This is My Number **********
  • Network Not Found
  • Searching …
  • Dialup Internet
  • This Wi-Fi Is Infected
  • Wi-Fight the inevitable?
  • DarkKnight
  • NSA Surveillance Station 4
  • Top secret network
  • You Lost Your Connection
  • I Can Haz Wi-Fi?
  • Go Go Gadget Internet
  • You’re AllNoobs
  • I got an iFun7
  • You Shall Not Connect
  • C:Virus.exe
  • Enter Wireless
  • Virus Infected WiFi

Nerdy WiFi Names

  • Router, I Hardly know Her
  • Nothing On My Wi-Fi
  • OurInternetIsfasterThanYours
  • Hacking Started
  • Virus Distribution Center
  • under maintenance
  • Get lost visitor
  • Get OFF My LAN
  • Can’tHackThis
  • Area 51
  • Infecting virus
  • Free virus
  • Error: Please Contact Your ISP
  • Open Wi-Fi
  • backtrack
  • Bad Error 313: Disconnect
  • INFECTED
  • Undercover file tracker
  • Does This Look Infected?
  • 404 Wi-Fi Unavailable
  • Silence of the LAN
  • All Your Bandwidth Are Belong to Us
  • Not Free So Use 3G
  • MayTheBandwidthBeWithYou
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • IP All Over Your House
  • INTERWEBZ
  • Searching…
  • Duracell Bunny Arrested
  • dd-wrt

Warning WiFi Names

  • No Free WiFi For You
    • This is Not Free Either
  • ouch…sat on my nutz
  • YourDogShitsInMyYard
  • GetOffMyLawn
  • Click Here for Viruses
  • Shut Your Fucking Do Up
  • Don’t make too much noise
  • You’re music is annoying
    • Your grammar is more annoying
  • CIA Secret Station #875
  • This LAN Is My LAN
  • Only for Studies
  • Pay 5$/hour
  • Use at your own risk
  • The Creep Next Door
  • Virus_Scandal.exe
  • I’m Under Your Bed
  • Where the F*ck Do You Live
  • This Wi-Fi is Unsecured
  • Get Your Own Wi-Fi
    • Or I’ll call Police
  • DANGER
  • No Free Wifi Here

Creepy WiFi Names

  • IveSeenYouNaked
  • Weedman
  • (.)(.)
  • Touch-Me-Not
  • I’m cheating on my Wi-Fi
  • Please use me
  • I’m Touching Your Daughter
    • Don’t touch my Daughter!
  • Cum in!
  • Durex is for cex
    • Free CeX
    • Protected CeX
    • Unprotected CeX
  • Punography is Lee-eagle
  • Threesome is Awesome
  • we use SKY22891 to download porn
  • Last night I saw you naked
  • The Night I lost CTRL
  • 2 Girls 1 Router
  • Child Toucher
  • Wireless GangBang
  • It Hurts When IP

Trolling WiFi Names

  • Password is Password
  • blasting in 5..4..3..2..1
  • The Password Is 1234
  • find nearby WiFi
  • Searching…
  • I hate my neighbor
  • To use, bring booze
  • For Porn Use Only
  • Buy me a Pizza!
  • AllYourBandwidthBelongsToUS
  • Get Your Own Damn Wi-Fi
  • Yell “Penis” for password
  • My Neighbors Suck
  • Click this
  • 99 problems but WiFi ain’t one
  • BuyAnotherCupYouCheapSkate
  • Y No You Get WiFI?
  • Bring Beer and Women to 40.2
  • Please Connect for Identity Theft
  • Stop Stealing My Papers
    • FYI, I Dont Read It I Just Throw It Away
  • Help, I’m Trapped in a Router!
  • I’m Under Your Bed
  • 404 Network Unavailable

Best Names for Your WiFi Router

  • Sweet Adeline
  • Bill!Bill!Bill!Bill!Bill!
  • Yummy
  • God is our Rock. He’ll save you!
  • Fork you!
  • House LANister
  • One Does Not Simply Log Into Mordor (for Lord of the Rings fans)
  • The Dark Knet
  • Poopsock
  • Dunder-Mifflin
  • TopSecretNetwork
  • Total Hear
  • Butter Back Off
  • Drop it like it’s Hotspot
  • Ha Ha next time lock your router
  • 6thSenseMobileWiFi
  • Bang Bang!
  • F.R.I.E.N.D.S
  • Skynet Global Defense Network
  • lookmanowires
  • Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo WiFi
  • Uncrackable
  • ObiWanKenobi
  • Tony Stark’s LAN
  • Wi-Fi Network? Why Not Zoidberg?
  • pennygetyourownwifi
  • It’sDangerousToGoAlone
  • Pump it. ROUTER!

Evil WiFi Hotspot Names

  • suck on my secure connection
  • One Network to Rule Them All
  • Borat’s_Sexy_Time
  • The Net starring Sandra Bullock
  • Neighbours allowed
  • John’s full name in CAPS, no space
  • Series of Tubes
  • Bill Clinternet
  • ThouShaltNotStealWi-Fi
  • I.want.a.llama
  • Please no more grindcore at 3am
  • No More Mister Wi-Fi
  • Ye Olde Internet
  • John’s full name in CAPS, no space
  • Covet not thy neighbor’s WiFi
  • Conditioner is Better
  • HAHAHAOMGAWESOME
  • LAN of Milk & Honey
  • Irrelephant Use of Wifi
  • TheInternetIsAssur
  • Will you marry me?
  • Abraham Linksys (or John Wilkes Bluetooth)
  • Series of TubesFBI
  • Router’s ASS
  • GotAnyMoreOfThatWi-Fi
  • NoFreeSoGetStuffed
  • Karen’s Network
  • Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
  • Only For Zombies
  • This is My Number 9234727312
  • Once See Back
  • Hide your Kids, Hide your Wi-Fi

Funny WiFi Names List

  • fr3e pr0n
  • The Promised LAN
  • Move along children no free WiFi here
  • Your WiFi is in Another Castle
  • A Lannister Always Surfs The Net
  • Sorry! I Ovary-Acted -_-
  • The Wi-Fi Next Door
  • Feel Like Flying
  • I Pronounce you Man and WiFi
  • Yell “Doggy” to know password
  • Keep it on the Download
  • virginmedia0057548
  • Break the Bed Sex!
  • LANdo Calrissian
  • Log in here!
  • Friendly Neighborhood Spider-LAN
  • Sexy Man Child
  • Party Saturday Night APT #434!!!
  • I’m cheating on my WiFi
  • Really, asshole? Curry again?
  • OrangeIsTheNewBlack
  • First Time Sex!
  • fat man on 7fi is douche
  • Revenge of the Wi-Fi

Top Funny WiFi Names

  • I Pronounce You Man and Wi-Fi
  • Titanic Syncing
  • Build Wall In Mexico
  • Poonshangle
  • The Whore House is Busy Tonight
  • BandwidthRain
  • Don’tYouWishYourWifiWasHotLikeM
  • YerBabyIsReallyUgly
  • Get off My LAN!
  • Wu-Tang LAN
  • WhiteBoobie
  • iDroppin’
  • Star Trek
  • I donut understand you
  • Grey Fox
  • Bob’s Unsecured House of Wifi
  • Abandon Hope All Ye Who Connect
  • I’m too sexy
  • WiFightIt
  • DHARMA Initiative – Station 4 (for Lost fans)
  • My Neighbours Suck
  • Khajiit has Wi-Fi

WiFi Names for Doing Prank

  • The LAN Before Time
  • Prohibited Connection
  • Jailbreaking in Progress
  • Surveillance Van #594
  • You are my crush
  • Caitlin stop using our internet!
  • (.) (.) Boobies
  • Don’t make noise while you have sex
  • Pizza-Hurt
  • Fight for the Wi-Fi
  • FBI Surveillance Van #594
  • Sexy Man Child Guest
  • John Wilkes Bluetooth
  • I Believe Wi Can Fi
  • Grow up kid
  • Other….
  • How have you Bean?
  • Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  • Pretty fly for a WiFi
  • Troy and Abed in the Modem (for Community fans)
  • 404 networks unavailable
  • LANDownUnder
  • Abraham Linksys
  • Connect To This WiFi MOM!
  • Hidden webcam
  • Look Ma, No Wires!
  • You’re whale-cum
  • LAN of Milk and Honey
  • Shut your Fucking Dog Up
  • Only for 90’s kid
  • You’re TRUMPIFIED
  • Hogsmeade
  • I’m no Janice -_-
  • TheOneandOnly
  • Steal This Wi-Fi!
  • Mom Use This One
  • God Save The Wi-Fi
  • I Love Bananas,Without Bone
  • Use Beggars
  • Tell her I love her
  • The Creep Next Door

Cool and Funny WiFi Names Ideas

  • Does God Know u steal the internet?
  • Starburst
  • You can’t haz wireless
  • Talk Less, Work more
  • NoFreeINternetHereKeepLooking
  • PorqueFi
  • Martin Router King
  • FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpider-LAN
  • 192.168.1.1
  • HideYoWi-Fi
  • No free internet here
  • Bondage Club
  • Shakespeare is in Stillspeare
  • Please Come Back
  • WiFi of Solitude
  • Don’t Snoop
  • Guess My Wi-Fi Password
  • NotYourWi-Fi
  • GodWatchesYouStealWi-Fi
  • “big jock knew” is a cunt
  • Meat&Democrats
  • iDroppin’
  • OptimusPrime
  • Guys, please stop fighting for Wifi
  • wanna have some Lemon-aid?
  • Bring beer and woman to 40
  • Optimus Prime
  • WhyFi
  • iSIS
  • Bill Wi, the Science Fi
  • Justin Bieber trivia questions
  • Sorry for loud sex at 3AM
  • SmellyFart
  • You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
  • ApesEvolvedFromU
  • I know that’s Cheesy
  • GetYourOwnNetBro
  • Your grammar is more annoying
  • Please stop your barking dog

Best WiFi Names of All The Time

  • Men At Work: Heavy Erection Ahead!
  • Don’tFreeloadOnMyWi-Fi
  • I am touching your Daughter
  • Drop it like its hotspot
  • IsItAnyWi-Fi?
  • Bring Beer and Women to 501
  • iWishiHadFasterInternet
  • TellMyWiFiSailHello
  • I have wifi and you don’t
  • Ugly Sweater Wifi Hater
  • PlzBringVodkaToApt1310
  • The Wireless-G Spot
  • Router? I hardly knew her!
  • Very slow internet
  • 99 problems but Wi-Fi Ain’t One
  • Unsecured Wi-Fi
  • We Use Sly22981 To Download Pron
  • satan rocks my socks
  • Rooting Your Android
  • Get your Own Wi-Fi FuckHead
  • You Pay Now
  • I’m Touching your Daughter-g…
  • Shut Your Dog Up
  • hah suck on my secure connection
  • TryAndHackMe
  • 2 Girls, 1 Router
  • It’s ill-Eagle
  • Barcelona ‘bama
  • You Kids Get Off My LAN
  • Work Work Work
  • Used Nicholas Cage DVDs 2 for 1
  • No Free Wifi for you
  • WormScandal.bat
  • Don’tYouWishYourWifiWasHotLikeMe
  • Enjoy our sex noises
  • Never Gonna Give You Up
  • Ermahgerd, Wi-Fi!
  • Quit Stealing My Paper
  • The Silence of the LANs
  • I.want.a.IIama
  • Meat is delicious!!!
  • All Hail Hitler
  • Virus Distrubution Centre
  • Man cave
  • VirusFound
  • Only for Porn
  • But I feel GRATE
  • Shut up your dogs
  • Lord Voldemodem
  • I am the Internet, AMA
  • Tell My Wi-Fi Love Her
  • Good Guy Greg
  • Eagle/Flamingo/Woodpecker
  • BackBenchers
  • I’m HILLARY-ous
  • FBI surveillance van
  • Bring Your Own Wi-Fi
  • Dontlookatporn

Top Funny WiFi Names for WiFi Hotspot & Routers

  • Hogwarts Great hall Wifi
  • Mum, Click Here for Internet.
  • how eyeronic!
  • NoWiFiforYou
  • SlowInternetSlowFap
  • WhaleyouMaryMe?
  • FBI Surveillance Van 4
  • I fathered your child
  • Don’t even try it
  • KungFuPanda
  • Call me @ 9
  • You Lost My Trust Too
  • No Wires, Still alive and working
  • Stop Using My WiFi
  • You Can Haz Wireless
  • Your Wi-Fi is in Another Castle
  • Area 51 Test Site
  • All Your Bandwidth Belong to Us
  • The Lord of the WANs
  • Buttplug! Whatplug?
  • Gimme my fucking flamingos back
    • F*ck Your Flamingo
  • All Your Bandwidth Belong to the US
  • Don’t Even Tri-Fi
  • Blue M&Ms
  • A LANnister Always Surfs The Net (for Game of Thrones fans)
  • A Van Down By The River
  • StayOFFmy router
  • I can read your emails
  • Breaking the Wi-Fi
  • Let them use it
  • Hack me
  • Umbrella Corporation
  • New England Clam Router
  • Come and clean up my house
  • *You’reAllNoobs
  • Vegetarian-A big Missed-steak
  • Free CeX
  • Jizz Factory
  • Here’s the Password Clue Read again
  • Papa se bolo net dalwaye
  • I Love you my wifi
  • Dontusethisinternet
  • I will find you and kill you
  • Penny is a Free Loader
  • InternetCosts$
  • Go Home Tourists
  • Troy and Abed in the Modem
  • Use This One Mom
  • LAN of the Dead
  • Enter the Dragon’s Network
  • Kids for Sale
  • Get lost homeless
  • Pokémon center
  • Don’tConnectVirusInside
  • NoFreeInternetHereMoveAlong
  • metasploit
  • 99 problems, but WiFi ain’t one
  • Only for Facebook
  • yourdaughterisawhore
  • To use, bring boozeJohn Wilkes Bluetooth
  • Free for 1 day
  • Super Thanks For Asking
  • HACKED
  • Quit Using My Wi-Fi
  • Haters gonna Wait
  • You look too ugly
  • Virus WiFi
  • BatLAN and Robin
  • Lettuce say Wifi!
  • Silence of the LANs
  • GetYourOwnetBro
  • Two Girls One Router
  • I Can Hear U Wacking Off to it
  • Winternet Is Coming
  • ThisIsABomb
  • Wi believe I can Fi
  • Occam’s Router
  • Hi! I’m Chandler Bing!
  • The Wi-Fi Awakens
  • I Can Haz Wireless?
  • Need An Ark? I Noah Guy!
  • Free for Beggars
  • I Support Trump
  • TooManyDicks
  • FBI Surveillance Van #594 (scares away stupid criminals)
  • Pick up your dog shit
  • stayOffMyWi-Fi
  • TellMyWifiLoveHer
  • Nacho WiFi
  • Fuck Off and Die
  • quit being cheap

So, these are some of the best WiFi names we have managed to list down for you. Aren’t they funny? Do you know any other cool WiFi name? Share it in comments section below

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