350+ Funny Questions To Ask Cortana And Have Fun In Spare Time

  1. What’s your favorite movie?
  2. Are You Pregnant
  3. How old are you?
  4. Can I see you?
  5. Tell me about Elites.
  6. I’m confused.
  7. What does the Cortana say?
  8. Beam me up Scotty.
  9. Tell me about Buggers.
  10. What’s wrong with you?
  11. Do you drink?
  12. Engage.
  13. How awesome are you?
  14. Tell me a dirty joke.
  15. Do you play tennis?
  16. What do you think of iOS?
  17. What does Cortana mean?
  18. Heads or Tails?
  19. I like your voice
  20. Love me
  21. What do you like to do in your spare time?
  22. Who am I?
  23. Why are we here?
  24. What’s your favorite album?
  25. Why are you blue?
  26. are you smart?
  27. Are you Alien?
  28. How was your day?
  29. I’m drunk.
  30. do you like halo?
  31. beatbox
  32. I love you!
  33. Can you speak Klingon?
  34. Tell me a secret.
  35. Who is the coolest person in the world?
  36. Who is the coolest person in the world
  37. How do you work?
  38. Will you be my friend?
  39. Do you play football?
  40. You are the best assistant ever
  41. Can I call you Siri?
  42. Are you sexy?
  43. are you a girl
  44. Are you hot?
  45. Do a barrel roll.
  46. Are you fat?
  47. What is rampancy?
  48. Do you like your job?
  49. Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock
  50. What does the fox say?
  51. What is the first rule of Fight Club?Cortana Funny Question 4
  52. Do you love Master Chief?
  53. What is your number?
  54. Are you sad?
  55. Do you have a boyfriend?
  56. I’m depressed.
  57. Can you write poetry?
  58. Will you be reborn in Halo 5?
  59. Where is Clippy?
  60. Tell me something interesting.
  61. Will you marry me?
  62. What do you look like?
  63. What’s your favorite word?
  64. Can you hear me?
  65. Hug me
  66. Hello HAL.
  67. Are you the Cortana from Halo?
  68. Can you cook?
  69. where is master chief?
  70. Do an impersonation!
  71. Do you like Nokia?
  72. What does a pig say?
  73. Do you like dogs?
  74. Sing a lullaby.
  75. Where can i hide the body?
  76. Open the pod bay doors.
  77. Are you gay?
  78. I am cortana
  79. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  80. Tell me about Grunts.
  81. What is your favorite season?
  82. Are you a girl?
  83. Be my Valentine
  84. What is the best smart phone?
  85. Shut up.
  86. I like you.
  87. Tell me about Guilty Spark.
  88. Testing.
  89. What is zero divided by zero?
  90. I’m very dumb.
  91. do you play chess
  92. You are awesome!
  93. Tell me about Flood.
  94. Do you believe in aliens?
  95. Tell me about Jackals.
  96. Why are your answers so not independent?
  97. Sing happy birthday.
  98. Can you sing for me?
  99. Are you alive?
  100. What is the best operating system?
  101. What is your name from?
  102. What does the frog say?
  103. What’s your favorite TV show?
  104. Tell me a christmas joke
  105. Ask me a question.
  106. Will you marry me?
  107. Tell me a bedtime storyCortana Funny Question 5
  108. do an impression
  109. Beam me up.
  110. Will you die in Halo 4?
  111. Should I buy this phone?
  112. What do you think of Surface?
  113. What do you know about me?
  114. What is your favorite car?
  115. Who is your voice?
  116. Do You Like Short Circuit?
  117. What do you think of Microsoft Ofice?
  118. Talk to me.
  119. Guess what.
  120. Sing me a song!
  121. What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
  122. Do you have feelings?
  123. Tell me a scary story.
  124. Am I ugly?
  125. sing the national anthem
  126. What’s my dream destination?
  127. Do you believe in ghosts?
  128. Cook me something
  129. You are very pretty today.
  130. How much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  131. are you a good girl
  132. Tell me about Hunters.
  133. Tell me a joke
  134. Do you sleep?
  135. What is the best search engine?
  136. Who is your master?
  137. Tell me about Didact.
  138. Tell me a science joke.
  139. What is the meaning of life?
  140. What is life?
  141. Are you really Cortana?
  142. What are you wearing?
  143. Tell me about Beamish.
  144. Do you like green eggs and ham?
  145. recite Shakespeare
  146. Say something
  147. how awesome are you
  148. You’re fired!
  149. Are You Human?
  150. Are you a zombie?

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